Excerpts from the New Philosophy 101 Textbook, Sponsored by Toyota
Hereclitus’ principle of unity in opposites can best be illustrated by the Toyota Sienna.
Originally from Louisville, Kentucky, Tyler took his brand of offbeat, quirky and often silly comedy and performed throughout the midwest before eventually moving to Southern California. As a stand up Tyler was a semi-finalist on Comcast's Trial By Laughter. Tyler's comedy has been heard on Audible's comedy channel and his writing has appeared on the front page of Reddit.
Hereclitus’ principle of unity in opposites can best be illustrated by the Toyota Sienna.
You think I won't beat you up? Just watch me! Please, don't fight back. Just watch me beat you up.
The tension from the end of the last film has not gone away, things are getting more tense between the logs as the fire continues to rage.
When I go to work people assume, just because I drive an ice cream truck, that I must really love ice cream, or that I sell ice cream.
Protests are okay but I can't go to the Olive Garden because I use the breadsticks for things that are "objectionable" and "extremely upsetting?"
Ever gaze over your huge pile of thousands of children's teeth and ask yourself, "How can I make this mountain of kid teeth even larger?"
Andre The Giant contributed significantly less to the collective knowledge of germ theory.
Is there anything more precious than a child’s laughter? Yes: their extremely valuable, and virtually unused, kidneys.