In Which Yours Truly Interviews Alison Agosti
I think long-form writing and storytelling is the ONLY way to find you voice as a writer (duh). Blogging is instant gratification, and an easy way to cultivate an audience.
Comedy Writing
In Which Yours Truly Interviews Julieanne Smolinski
<p><em>I interviewed Julieanne Smolinski for a paper at my lame college. She is </em><a href="#!/BoobsRadley" target="_blank">@boobsradley</a><em> on twitter and writes for </em><a href="http://www.xojane.com/author/julieanne" target="_blank">xoJane</a><em> and </em><a href="http://www.gq.com/contributors/julieanne-smolinski" target="_blank">GQ</a><em>. She is also very cute. Anyway.</em></p>
In Which Bret Easton Ellis Writes a Love Story
Your father glares at me. I know I am invisible. A waste of time. I nod my head at him—I know. He steps aside and you fill in the space waiting.
Vernon’s Tweets No. 6 – Happy New Years!
<p><img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx3jqx9cmX1r5cb48o1_500.png" alt="" width="467" height="700" /></p><p>I'm so ahead of my time my parents haven't met yet. </p>
Match.com: Another Satisfied Customer
<p>I joined Match.com because I had no other options. My mail-order-bride, Sveta, found a legal loophole and was able to return to her native homeland of Russia, citing my "inability to perform," which is quite ridiculous because I majored in theater at Oxford School of Drama so like I don't even get what she's talking about.</p><p>Lewis Donahue. </p>
Vernon’s Tweets No. 5 – Movie Night
"Watching The Help because I'm a girl. Uterus!" Are our periods syncing yet?
Real Men Shed Tears
Just got done watching that sad movie "Rabbit Hole" and man, I haven't cried that much since yesterday, when I listened to Tupac's "Ghetto Gospel."
Vernon’s Tweets No. 4 – Never Gonna Grow Up
"Butte, Montana. LOL" For some reason I just can't grown up.
Vernon’s Tweets No. 3 – The Waiting Game
Waiting to be picked up is one of the loneliest-- finally he's here.
Vernon’s Tweets No. 2 – Life Goals
<p><img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvma3dGuly1r5cb48o1_400.png" alt="Christian Slater iPhone text" title="All I want in life is Christian Slater circa Heathers." width="320" height="480" /></p><p>I have <em>high </em>ambitions.</p><p>Follow me on the tumblr: <a href="http://andsoanyway.tumblr.com">andsoanyway.tumblr.com</a></p>
Vernon’s Tweets No. 1 – 2Pac Paradise
<p><img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvlfryBAeI1r5cb48o1_400.png" alt="2Pac iPhone text" title="Retweet this if you're not ashamed of you sky high iced out paradise in the sky. What Would 2Pac Do?" width="320" height="480" /></p><p>Not ashamed. </p>
Now That’s What I Call Christmas! Vol. 1
Things I want for Christmas: Jeremy Sisto's voice, Leonardo DiCaprio's hair, Karen Filippelli (assuming she's still single), Gift cards, Maybe some DVDs, Robert Downey Jr.'s aura.