Mommy, When I Grow Up I Want to be a Slut
In college, inner beauty clearly has as much use as a book on how to read, at least as far as getting laid goes. Enter the slut theory.
She enjoys speaking in the third person, laughing at animal cruelty and joining underground cults. Her hobbies include pretending to know more than she does and taking jokes too far.
In college, inner beauty clearly has as much use as a book on how to read, at least as far as getting laid goes. Enter the slut theory.