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William Bryan Smith was born in New Haven, CT in 1971. Smith's novel, Free Range Men, is available from Main Street Rag. His novel, The Late Great Thor McHugh, is published by Aardwolfe Books, and available on Amazon Kindle. Smith holds an MFA in creative writing from Bennington College, and is a graduate of Mansfield University.

Comedy Writing

Economy Hotel Chain Celebrates 100 Days Since Last Homicide With Double Award Points

I want to assure Rewards Members that we are now extending free counseling to all members and not just Gold-Level as with past homicides.

by William Bryan Smith
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February 7, 2019

Say... a snake on a plane, why that's a heck of a premise, I should write that down

Help! My Emotional Support Python is Killing Me!

Maybe, if you roll up your in-flight magazine and hit him really hard on the nose with your free hand--- Oh, Saint Jude! He’s unhinged his jaw now…

by William Bryan Smith
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December 17, 2018

Help! I’m the Cialis Guy and I’m Trapped in an Eli Roth Film

Suddenly, I recall a woman—lovely, virile—a gal very active for her age. Did we meet in a bookstore? Or was it an antique shop?

by William Bryan Smith
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December 8, 2018

Robotics Team Totally Not Fucking the Robot

“Why does it have breasts?” Uh, women have breasts, okay? i-Rene is obviously female, duh! I mean we named her i-Rene.

by William Bryan Smith
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November 29, 2018

Man in 1888 Photo With a Metallica T-Shirt and Cell Phone is Not a Time Traveler

I mean what kind of shitty time traveler would quantum leap wearing a “Wherever I May Roam” T-shirt from the most kick-ass thrash metal concert ever?

by William Bryan Smith
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November 20, 2018

Single Female Praying Mantis Just Checking Out Online Dating

I have to be me. I’m not going to stop eating the heads off of my mates after sex just because “the patriarchy frowns on it, Allie,”

by William Bryan Smith
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November 16, 2018

Dude-Bro in Coma Since 1998 Wants to “Get Jiggy With It”

Talk to the hand! The Zima is chilling on ice, Matchbox Twenty is in the CD player, and Trevor’s all sexy up in here with his puka shell necklace on.

by William Bryan Smith
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November 4, 2018

Hello, I’m the Witch in Your Hall Closet

Finally, I'll have sated my 200-year-old appetite, fulfilled a centuries-old curse, and your family's financial situation will stabilize.

by William Bryan Smith
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October 29, 2018