Look, I understand you're upset. But all the whining in the world isn't going to do anything. Hell, even <a href="/columns/casey-freeman/facebook-of-sex" title="Facebook of Sex | Casey Freeman">making a Facebook group</a> isn't going to do anything; you can't fight the evil Zuckerberg empire using its own tools.
I played with some big thoughts today.<br />Nudged them forward<br />The way I might kick a<br />stray<br />bottle on the street,<br />Its torn wrapper flapping with the brisk wind:<br />A corporate flag.<br />The thoughts bounced forward<br />the ridged edges clattering as they rolled.<p>It's funny how everybody is going to die but nobody knows what it's like.</p><p><em> Clunk</em></p>
In <a href="https://www.pointsincase.com/blogs/xavier-holland/how-get-laid-without-being-dick-part-i">part I</a>, I rambled aimlessly and advised against seeing getting laid as something competitive. Here are a few more tips:<p><strong>Pay Attention</strong></p>
For convenience's sake, I'm going to use mostly male-centric language. Really, these tips should be universal, so even if says "he" and you can reach into your bloomers and grab a handful of fleshlettuce, it might apply.
<p>Dirty Painties are back. For now.</p><p> </p><p><img alt="" /><img src="/files/u16/The_bright__cide.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="250" align="absmiddle" /> </p>
<p>Recently, my baby-faced Asian pal, KC "Krazy Casey" Freeman wrote his always entertaining series of questions. It's titled <a href="https://www.pointsincase.com/blogs/casey-freeman/just-curious">Just Curious</a>. You should totally read it and answer his questions.</p>
<p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_Proposition_8_(2008)" target="_blank">(For reference) </a></p><p>I respect and encourage your beliefs.</p>
<p>So apparently Halloween is less than a week away. And, in true X fashion, I have yet to find a costume idea.</p><p>Any help is appreciated. Comments/emails would be awesome.</p><p>If I choose your idea, you get a free signed copy of my book! Right now it's just a collection of used Wendy's napkins with bizarre smiley faces written on them, but <em>signed</em>.</p>
When they see me on the corner they might not know what it is I do<br />Well I purchase pharmaceuticals wholesale to resell to you<br />Yeah I have narcotics<br />(fancy word for druggy stuff)<br />Some of them go in your vein<br />I do it for financial gain<br />You do it for financial gain?<br />Mostly for financial gain<br />Which I can use to purchase things
<p>I realize that this form has been kind of beaten to death. And that's there's already a <a target="_blank" href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5jyTc6rnbI">parody with this title</a>. In any event, it was only 10 minutes of my life, and probably less of yours, so here it is:</p>
<strong>31. Not being imaginative enough: Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring honey on her and licking it off. Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are all handy props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a no-no.</strong><p>Ok, first of all, what kind of weirdo are you? Vegetables are ok, but no candle wax?
<strong>16. Undressing prematurely: Don't force the issue by stripping before she's at least made some move toward getting your stuff off, even if it's just undoing a couple of buttons.</strong><p>I don't know what kind of weenies you date, but where I come from, an eyeful of my scrotum equals orgasm number one and it should happen as soon as possible.