New York, NY

Calvin: "I say it's a fallacy that kids need 12 years of school! Three months is plenty! Look at me. I'm smart! I don't need 11 1/2 more years of school! It's a complete waste of my time!" Hobbes: "How on earth did you get all the way to the bus stop with both feet through one pant leg?" Calvin: "I fell down a lot. ...

Comedy Writing

I Aim to Please

I often wind up having aim conversations that I think may be of some humor to an outsider. Congratulations, you're now an outsider. This probably won't be an overly regular thing, just a once in a while little treat. inblack* (12:15:04 AM): they have this thing called operation gay domination inblack (12:15:25 AM): where they try to seduce straight guys

Long Overdue “About Me” Post

<img align="right" src="/files/u2/me-770073.jpg" width="148" height="200" alt="me-770073.jpg" />1. I was born in New York City, at the historically young age of 0 years old.

Super Bonus Post: MY Email

<em>It's not every hour that you get an email like this.</em><br /><br />Give your lassie endless nights of pure delight and passion with a big one!<br /><a href="http://ikreshen.com/" target="_blank"> Bring more love and passion into your life today!</a><br />

I Work With Hungry Little Raccoons

<img src="/files/u2/raccoon-782060.jpg" class="photo" width="200" height="150" alt="raccoon-782060.jpg" />I've been in a variety of office environments. I've been in the kind of offices where everybody just kind of sits around and does their own thing on their own computer,

Small Thoughts on BIG ISSUES

<img class="photo" src="/files/u2/musstash2-781890.jpg" alt="Xavier Mustache" width="115" height="200" /><strong>Romance:</strong><br /><br /> I think it's ok to have sex with a third cousin, if the first two have gained a lot of weight.<br /><strong><br />Politics:</strong><br /><br />I don't want to be the Vice President, just the President of Vices.<br /><br />

So, You’ve Probably Noticed My Erection

Hey, Karen. Stace, you finished that paper yet? Nah, me neither. It's like what they say: procrastination is just like masturbating. Sure it feels good, but in the end, you're just fucking yourself. Also because I like to jerk off instead of doing papers. Creepy, huh? So you guys going to that party this weekend? I hear it's supposed to be a blast.

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