So You Got Your Girlfriend Pregnant…
If you're reading this, it's probably because you're in desperate need of advice and have nowhere left to turn. Here's a rundown of your options.
Comedy Writing
Is Tyler the Creator the Next Osama bin Laden?
How do you explain a group of 18-60 assorted teenagers from California dispensing hardcore, destructive rap antics to thousands of American youth? New age terrorism.
Hippy’s Guide to Facebook
Having a normal profile in this day and age just isn't enough; if you want to stand out you'll have to pepper it with some simulated sophistication wherever you can.
An Open Letter to My Fellow Bus Passengers
Since we're all in this together, I think it's important to look at some of the key issues that are making our time together less enjoyable and work together to fix them.
Did You Hear What Happened in Japan?
As someone who doesn't care for the outside world, news of this week's quake didn't shake me up as much as everyone else. But seriously, have you guys heard about Japan?
A Cheat Sheet to Help You “Go Sheen” on Life’s Obstacles
Everyone's life needs a little excitement, so I've created this simple cheat sheet to help you go Sheen on life's obstacles. You are a winner, correct?
Stop Laughing, It’s Not Funny
Unfortunately, laughter has replaced smiling as the socially accepted way to react to something, whether it's funny or not. Now we're all walking laugh tracks.
Polytheism for the Modern Day College Student
Too long have we worshipped boring or jealous Gods that don't turn into bulls and ravage young virgins. It's time for a religious throwback to the worship of the Olympic Gods.
How the Facebook “Like” Button Transformed the Internet
What happened in April 2010 that was so cataclysmic it changed the way we interact online? Facebook's 'like' button was introduced.
How to Grow a Bromance in Three Easy Steps
The male-to-male relationship is one of the hardest to cultivate in nature, and as such, should be handled carefully. Follow this simple three-step plan and watch your next bromance blossom.
How to Be a Modern Artist
The job market today sucks. If you're smart, you've decided to tap into your creative side to make a fortune in art. You can't outsource creativity, right?!
Is “My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy” Really That Perfect?
Rolling Stone and Pitchfork both gave 'My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy' a perfect score. Not a great score, not an 'almost amazing, a perfect score. Is it deserved?