How Hipsters Ruin Lives
Hipsters have taken all the little things that make a person interesting and unique, and cluster-fucked them into a giant, ironic package.
Comedy Writing
The Game is to Be Told, Not to Be Sold
The book 'The Game' by Neil Strauss and has been providing seduction help for five years. But I'm here to tell you a huge secret: it's all a scam.
So You’ve Decided to Buy an Ed Hardy Shirt
Let me congratulate you on this new chapter in your life, one filled with glitter, embroidery, and fucking girls who like shiny objects (that's you).
The Five Stages of the Female Clinger
'Clinger' is a term for a girl who simply refuses to give a man any free time to himself. Here are the 5 stages, each progressively more aggressive.
Everybody Knows One: The Mooch, The Stoner and The Competitive Friend
Everyone has the same group of friends, and like it or not you’ll know these people for years to come. This series aims to explore
An Open Letter to the Guy at Work Who Thinks We’re Friends
When I first met you, you seemed like a normal guy. After 3 weeks, I now know that you may very well be the annoying child of Satan.
The Inner Monologue of a Guy Smoking Weed for the First Time
So you've decided to let the newbie take a hit of the bong, just so he doesn’t feel left out. Now he's in for the worst skull-fuck of his life.
Asian Massage Parlor & Spa Guide to a Happy Ending
I enter an Asian massage spa parlor near me for sex and my mind is flooded with thoughts: How much does this cost? Do I get a handjob? Is it illegal?