I’ve Got a Lot of Money Riding on This Peewee Soccer Game
I know your coach said it doesn’t matter if you win or lose. Your coach has obviously never been up to his asshole in debt for betting on collegiate air hockey.
Zach Zajac is a writer/failed actor from Chicago, Illinois. His work has appeared in Flash Fiction Magazine, Points in Case, and spillwords.com. When he is not writing, he spends his time as an ensemble member of the satirical comedy troupe The Accountants of Homeland Security.
I know your coach said it doesn’t matter if you win or lose. Your coach has obviously never been up to his asshole in debt for betting on collegiate air hockey.
We don't care what you think of Rant, Haunted, or even the underappreciated Snuff. We’re here to talk about one book, and that book is Fight Club.
My girlfriend is obsessed with true crime documentaries about women who kill their husbands. I’m starting to worry about her husband.
I used to do a lot of Shakespeare in the park, or, as the Chicago Police like to call it, “Drunk and Disorderly Conduct.”
“Quoting dead philosophers makes you sound like a prick.” —Plato