Zachary H Loewenstein never meant for things to be like this. He was born in a barn but prefers caves. Zachary has lived and worked in Pittsburgh, USA as a professional hockey player for a number of years now. He is a successful organic gardener. Zachary’s favorite bird is Maglan. In his spare time, Zachary likes to drink beer and listen to Dead Kennedys.

Comedy Writing

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Fish Out of Water

A week ago, my girlfriend left me for a flying fish. You know, the kind with the little wings that glide, the kind you hear about.

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