I Am an Eastern Turkey Vulture and I Pretty Much Don’t Have Any Complaints
I don’t even have to hunt. I just wait to eat the animals when they’re already dead, easy. And guess what? Things are always dying.
Zach Moser is a freelance writer from Philadelphia. His work has been published in Slackjaw, McSweeney's, and Points in Case. Check out what he been up to by clicking the tiny house above and to the left!
I don’t even have to hunt. I just wait to eat the animals when they’re already dead, easy. And guess what? Things are always dying.
$9.99/month: Standard package for those living standard lives. Those living substandard lives will be overwhelmed.
It had just recently opened the moment I turned the corner, as I have no object permanence.