Sandown

Zack Zagranis is a punk rock Jedi with a beard that burns brighter the loins of Zeus. Picture Orson Welles if he was a ginger and not quite so svelte ... or so dead. Occasionally he writes funny things.



Jokes

I hate when people say Frankenstein’s penis when they really mean Frankenstein’s Monster’s penis.

— Zack Zagranis,
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