How to Give a Stool Sample with Only 4-6 Emotional Breakdowns in 50 Easy Steps
28. Accidentally get poo on your fingers. 29. Question how humankind can get a person on the moon but can’t develop a less primitive way to procure stool samples.
Zo Watt is a freelance writer whose personal essays on relationships and identity have appeared in Autostraddle, Salty World, and Star Observer, among other publications. When she's not looking up films on Rotten Tomatoes or reading shelter dog profiles, you can find her in bed, watching The Golden Girls with a bowl of mac and cheeze.
28. Accidentally get poo on your fingers. 29. Question how humankind can get a person on the moon but can’t develop a less primitive way to procure stool samples.