(That's me, if you can believe it.)
I'm not just your favorite writer, I'm also a classically-trained, world-famous actor. I've performed in a wide range of roles in three (count 'em 1, 2, 3!) Oscar-worthy films.
1. I starred as Caveman Zombie in the ultra-cult classic (that only a select five or six people have ever seen) in "Attack Of The Jeds."
2. I was a supporting actor as Kickface Zombie in "Zombie Blood Chaos." A brilliant comedy set in one of my sort-of hometowns of Boulder, Colorado. This movie won "Best Movie To Drink To" in the Backseat Film Festival.
3. But my claim to fame in the acting world is my wonderous performance as A Zombie in "The Zombie Training Survival Guide: Part One Of Seven: The Domicile." Not only have I (the movie too) received rave reviews, My genius roommates put together this necessary video to teach people to survive the zombie plague. I've also achieved a dream I didn't even know I had. I am now part of IMDB.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3375178/
Check me out. And while you do, watch the trailer to the movie. If you're not laughing, you're probably a limb-dragging, brain-eating zombie. If you're interested in owning a copy, comment or e-mail me and I'll put you in touch with the right people.
I must be getting even more beloved. Three weeks ago I didn't exist on IMDB, and my popularity dropped to a negative 78 percent, but with the attention from my fans, my popularity has soared 196 percentage points giving me a healthy 118 percent rise in popularity.
So I want to thank the little people for this dream.
You're the best,
kc