If “Awesome” was a homosexual, you'd be a faggot.
Awesome diss or strange complement?
Discuss.
More Humor
Tuesdays with Hipsterchick
Tuesday #1
NG: Thanks for meeting with me on such a short notice.
TR: Oh it's no problem. I'm only gonna die in like...thirty-five days. Thanks for writing me down on paper. Immortalizing me. No biggie.
NG: If it makes you feel any better, thirty-five days is a fucking perfect timeline for me.
TR: Perfect? What? Why?
Rat Belly
Yep, I've been away for awhile. I told Court that I'll be vacationing until I get all of this Grad School bullshit over with. But, I'm still an attention whore. I've worked on a little comedy story for your enjoyment. Let me know what you think.
Internet Biography: Leeroy Jenkins
There are two things you're doing right now, reader. Aside from stroking your clit...Either, one, you have read the title and asked aloud: Who the FUCK is Leeroy Jenkins and why should I give a FLYING SHIT ABOUT HIM?
(Careful now, your mother is in the next room!)
A Guy’s Guide to Not Being a Girl (By a Creep)
Ali Wisch is a cute girl. Right? I mean, I've never met the bitch in person but look at that picture: cute as a button on a bug's rug. Now, I know what you're thinking and this is not some weird e-verbal gangbang for Ali's self-image. You should've been able to tell from the onset that this isn't me kissing her ass—or at least from the usage of the word, "bitch." (Which I use generally, in any case, when talking about a woman I'll never meet)—this is the truth.
Captain of the Sea
Well kids, if you're wondering what I've been up to, here's it. It's kinda long, but I'm really proud of it.
Lemme know what ya think.
The Rock God Proclaimeth: Led Zeppelin, “Black Dog”
This is my dog.
His name is Robert Plant.
...
Believe me?
...
If you don't comment, I'll take his rock-muzzle off.....
Davey and Goliath Video Mashup
Your favorite Lutheran show hits PIC with special guests Naughty By Nature and Nappy Roots. Enjoy!
Movie: Dr. Triangle
Alright kids. This is the first movie I've made in about a year. I had a lot of free time. Either way, sound is crucial for this...unless you really like shapes...so please, turn up your speakers or plug in your earphones. This has been recorded at a very...unfortunate...volume.
Also, it's very, very dry humor. If you don't like that, then you won't like this. Uh-huh.
The Rock God Proclaimeth: ZZ Top, “Legs”
I'm going to go out on a limb and figure most of you don't know ZZ Top, given the fact that most of you rather click AC/DC Ringtone Ads than comment on my blog (fuck you, seriously).