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Not As Sexy As Expected

by Xavier Holland
|
December 18, 2007

Labels: Dora, Kids

Tags: Deus X Machina

Xavier Holland New York, NY

Calvin: "I say it's a fallacy that kids need 12 years of school! Three months is plenty! Look at me. I'm smart! I don't need 11 1/2 more years of... See full profile »

4 Comments

paul April 6, 2008

Rent "Shit On My Chest Dora". There's no way that can mean anything other than what it says

Leslie December 25, 2007

It may just be that I am missing a large amount of testosterone...but something about the sexy version of "Cowgirl" and a kids' cartoon just seems...unsexy, no matter how pornographic it is or isn't.

Anonymous December 19, 2007

Let's just say we had different expectations of "Cowgirl"

Xavier

Nathan December 19, 2007

What, exactly, were you hoping for?

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