The Wrath of the Knitting Needle
The art of the booby trap comes in handy for keeping out of control siblings at bay, especially when they finally get the bloody point.
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eDisharmony: Does Online Dating Really Sound So Bad?
So you've decided to bid farewell to your dignity and take a stab at online dating, huh? Here, for your entertainment, are the honest answers I would give to my eHarmony questions.
A Singleton’s Guide to Valentine’s Day
Another Valentine’s Day is approaching and you find yourself alone. So now the three dollar question is: how will you spend the sacred day of romantic love? Crying into a plate of ribs? Absolutely not, seize the day!
The Colletti Clingers: Men Unable to Be Single
In the dating landscape there exists an anxious, needy being who desperately roams among us, unable to be single, even for a day. This male creature is called the Colletti Clinger, named after Stephen Colletti from MTV's reality soap about fartface teens,
Dining with White Trash Snobs
The White Trash Snob is a difficult creature, one who feels excruciatingly uncomfortable in a nice restaurant. Typically, he will force you to drive 40 minutes to the nearest Olive Garden so he will feel at ease.
How to Conduct a Séance
A séance is a chilling ceremony where a group of drunk, giggling asshats attempt to contact spirits by performing a set of unholy rituals. Here's how to do it (most likely unsuccessfully).
The Five Stages of DUI Grief
Here are the five stages of grief, normally helpful when coping with the death of a loved one, applied to your dreaded DUI.
Celebrity Sex Tape Review: R. Kelly, Kim Kardashian, Verne Troyer, Colin Farrell, Paris Hilton
Famous sex tapes reviews including R. Kelly, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, Colin Farrell, Lauren Conrad & Verne Troyer. No celebrity stone unturned!
Hollywood’s Creepiest Fathers
Creepy fathers are the most fashionable Hollywood trend since Columbian coke! Here's a look at violators Billy Ray Cyrus, Joe Simpson, and Hulk Hogan.
Wining from a Castle
The only thing worse than working at a winery in a castle, is listening to every inane, unfunny visitor comment about a winery in a castle.
Scattered, Mothered and Covered
Even though moving back in with the parents comes with a free roof, the cost of motherly nagging could be enough to send you packing.
Pie Crime Revenge
Revenge is a dish best served cold…or sweet. Maybe a little cream filling will teach a boyfriend never to cream in another mistress again.