The Death of America’s Greatest 2-Star Celebrity
Reading the obituary of Robert G. Heft, the 'Betsy Ross' of America's 50-star flag, sums up my greatest fear in life - becoming known for something inexplicably obscure.
Tag: The Weight of the World
The Unfriendly Skies Open Up
I absolutely despise airports. They have everything I hate: long lines, large crowds, the possibility of a terrorist attack, and now, annoying grandmas.
Gratuitous Mention: Tipping is Dead
If a waitress has a problem with her salary, she should take it up with her boss. Why should I compensate her for having a shitty job?
Amateur Hour: Homemade Porn is the Best
It doesn't get any better than amateur, homemade porn. It's so raw, gritty and in-your-face -- it's like the Anderson Cooper 360° of porn.