The Beauty of Bad Breath
You've discovered it's not so unpleasant and disturbing to wake up in the middle of the night with last night's dinner still percolating in your mouth.
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Useless Yard Sale: You’re Invited
Step right up. Rummage around. Bring your money. You're invited to my first-time-ever, never-gonna-happen-again, going-out-of-business driveway and backyard sale.
The Olympic Sport That Transcends the World
It's the most demanding, stressful, scary, humbling, embarrassing and brutally honest test of your strength of character and ability to fight through pain to finish a race.
Words Have No Meaning—Take This Article for Example
You want value from words. You want to be enriched. You don’t want people wasting your time. If this goes on for one more paragraph, you will stop reading.
Ending “At the End of the Day”
"At the end of the day" is, at the end of the day, one of those phrases like "it is what it is" that we need to eradicate from our daily lives.
Trump Beach Volleyball
A three-on-three volleyball game is about to start in the sand only a seashell's toss from the Trump Ocean. Ben Carson, John Kasich, Marco Rubio, and Chris Christie are there.
Why You Should Decapitate Yourself
Your life will be more frustrating than you could ever imagine. It is endless agony. Decapitation is the only answer. Off with your head.
Invite People You Don’t Like to Your Super Bowl Party
Make sure there is tension and discomfort between every person you invite that has either never been addressed or won’t be resolved.
Revel in Pointlessness
Appreciate pointlessness more. Too often it gets shunned and/or kicked to the curb like trash on a street. Undeservedly, it is saddled with a bad, misconstrued reputation.
Three Easy Ways to Amass Article Rejections on Points in Case
For you masochist freelance writers out there, which includes all of you, I offer advice that will ensure Points in Case (aka Court) never publishes your writing again.
Letters for Hot Babes
By now you should know all 26 letters of the alphabet, some of which conjure up images of hot women. Consider these eight letters, and their relationship to women.
3 Homemade Concoctions Baseball Players Can Use to Beat Steroids Tests
Sadly, the MLB's testing system has caught up with all the concoctions players have injected into their rumps. Here is a list of three homemade recipes for success.