Don’t Blame Me, I’m Just the Manager at This Olive Garden
Alright, time for the evening server announcements here at Olive Garden. This is being passed down from corporate, so hey, don't shoot the messenger!
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No Kids, We’re Not Going to Round Table Pizza After the Game
The Padres have developed a bit of a reputation as the "loser squad," and I wish I could say it's not deserved, but you boys are absolutely pathetic at baseball.
That’s Why Darling, It’s Inevitable
Of course I'll hate you in an undetermined but inevitable amount of time! And now it's time we learn each other's sexual inadequacies for hurling nasty insults later.
Charlie & Luther Review the Oscar Nominees: “Toy Story 3”
Toy Story 3 tugs at all the right heart strings, evoking feelings of nostalgia, sadness, and the tragedy of the passage of time. But is it a great movie? That's hard to say.
Charlie & Luther Review the Oscar Nominees: “The Social Network”
What makes The Social Network work so well is the fact that the movie is completely devoid of fat. The characters speak with great energy and Trent Reznor's soundtrack drives the film forward with a stressful frenzy.
Charlie & Luther Review the Oscar Nominees: “Inception”
Today we're going to be discussing Christopher Nolan's Inception, a film that, along with Toy Story 3, seems like a bit of a black sheep among the Best Picture nominees.
Charlie & Luther Review the Oscar Nominees: “Black Swan”
Today we're going to be talking about Daren Aronofsky's Black Swan, a sort of metaphysical drama/thriller that features deception, altered reality, the supernatural, and self-destruction.
Charlie & Luther Review the Oscar Nominees: “127 Hours”
Danny Boyle's 127 Hours is a haunting true story of a hiker literally trapped between a rock and a hard place, and the desperate measures he resorts to to survive.
15 Things You Never Knew About “Star Wars”
Recently, new information has come to light regarding Lucas' tumultuous process from concept to big screen. For instance, 'Star Wars' was originally titled 'Space Jam.'
What is Character?
Character is what you build when a football hits you in the nuts. Character is what you are when nobody has any nice words to describe you.
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition™ – A Novelization
'Hey guys, I want to introduce you to the Taylor family,' Ty Pennington says, trying desperately to contain the Tazmanian devil within, 'I think you're going to find them pretty incredible.'
Jesus: He is Risen, and He is Pissed, Part II
Jesus' fitful, drunken slumber was interrupted by the sensation of cold steel against his forehead. He opened his eyes to see the underside of a double-barreled shotgun.