Is That Bolognese on Your Chinos, or Are You Bleeding Out in This Banana Republic? by Jimmy Pitts|December 13, 2024
Entries from a Journal I Think Will Be Read by Other People by Michelle Cohn and Madeline Goetz|December 12, 2024
What Makes Me Stand Out from Other Applicants Is I Have a Little Worm in My Ear by Gillian Tanda|December 11, 2024
I Can’t Believe My Favorite Band Whose Music I Never Bought Is Breaking Up by Andrew Clark|December 5, 2024
Interview Questions Regarding Your Resumé Gap from the Time You Were Swallowed by a Crevasse in the Earth by Jared Flood|December 2, 2024
Maybe Read Me? A Plea from That One Decaying Book in the Little Library by Kenny Reilly|November 30, 2024
Sun Tzu Quotes to Get You Through Thanksgiving by Evan Allgood and Jordan De Padova|November 27, 2024
Stop Blaming Boomers Because the Janitor We Immolated is Trying to Murder You in Your Dreams by Patrick Coyne|November 26, 2024
My Family Always Fights Over Politics at Thanksgiving Because I Instigate Them by Henry Block|November 25, 2024
Don’t Play Christmas Music Too Early—Santa Gets Confused and Starts Hurting People by Adam Campbell-Schmitt|November 22, 2024
I’m Your Therapist and I’m Going to Cure Your Depression with a Lecture on the Brain by Adam Dietz and Troy Doetch|November 21, 2024
I’m the Guy from the Cult Documentary You Just Watched Who Is Revealed to Still Be Very Much in the Cult at the End by Dan Herg|November 19, 2024
I Found a Bar Where Everybody Knows My Name, but They’ve Been Chanting It for the Last Three Hours and Won’t Stop by Patrick Coyne|November 18, 2024
What Happens When I Release This Cart Into a Busy Parking Lot Is Completely Out of My Hands by Miles-Erik Bell|November 16, 2024
I’m Totally on Board with Accepting Flaws, as Long as Those Flaws Adhere to a Certain Standard of Flawlessness by Sarah Lehman|November 14, 2024
You Don’t Understand, If I Use This Turn Signal My Car Will Explode by Julien Perez|November 11, 2024
I Didn’t Join This Dodgeball League for Christian Singles to Make Friends by Patrick Coyne|November 6, 2024
A Republican Politician Explains Abortion While Being Attacked by Lions by Briana Haynie|November 5, 2024
Warrior: I Voted in a Middle School Gym During a 6th Grade Basketball Game by William Vaillancourt|November 4, 2024
You Thought I Was Just Some Dad, Until I Did One Bad Pull-Up on These Monkey Bars by DC Pierson|October 30, 2024
My Halloween Costume Is Just Regular Clothes, but I Expect You to Guess What I Am by Adam Campbell-Schmitt|October 28, 2024
Whoops, Must Have Laughed Out Loud in This Busy Cafe at Something I Just Wrote by Miles-Erik Bell|October 22, 2024
Thank You for Attending This Meeting to Address the Totally Unfounded Rumors of Layoffs That We Definitely Haven’t Had Planned for 6 Months by Andrea Davis|October 19, 2024
San Francisco Could Be a Great City, If It Weren’t for Their Baseball Team’s Mascot by Brandon Talley|October 18, 2024
Your Son Got a Sip of Dad’s Heineken and It’s Affecting His Performance in 3rd Grade by Nathaniel Brown|October 16, 2024
A List of Excuses to Use If You’re a Rich Parent with a Badly Behaved Child by Erin Major|October 12, 2024
Gentlemen, It’s Been an Honor Smelling Candles with You All in This HomeGoods Today by Dan Herg|October 11, 2024
What My Next Week Would Have to Look Like for This Swiss Army Knife Purchase to Be Worth It by Jordan De Padova and Dan Gutenberg|October 8, 2024
Google Maps Directions for a Parent with a Screaming Baby in the Backseat by Geoffrey Line|October 7, 2024
Bruce Springsteen Songs Ranked by the Degree of Flagrancy with Which He Uses the Word “Daddy” by Ryan Ciecwisz|October 5, 2024
Parents, Just Fill Up the Volunteer Sign-Up Sheets and There Won’t Be Any Problems by Tyler Gooch|October 1, 2024
Why Go Back to the Moon When We Already Crashed into Its Eye in George Méliès “A Trip to the Moon”? by Pat Cassels|September 25, 2024
We’re Definitely Not Exaggerating Our Claims About This Merino Wool Jacket Just to Get You to Buy It by TJ Dawe|September 23, 2024
I Am the Finance Director at the Car Dealership and I Welcome You into My Cramped Windowless Office by Seth Kaplan|September 21, 2024
I’m Seeing Three Movies a Week with AMC Stubs and It’s Ruining My Life by Emily Cerrito|September 19, 2024
The Thing About My Non-Committal Boyfriend Is That He Was Hurt in a Previous Relationship Also He Can’t Close His Eyes Completely like a Furby by Tessia Phillips|September 18, 2024
More Accurate Names for Make-Out Point, Based on My Adolescence by Nick Guadagnino|September 16, 2024
I’m the Titanic and Climate Change Is Coming for You, You Idiotic Iceberg by Briana Haynie|September 16, 2024
Recipes for People Who Don’t Cook, but Have No Choice This Weekend Because Their Partner Is Out of Town by Sarah Lehman|September 13, 2024
How the Indianapolis International Airport Won the J.D. Power and Associates Award for Best Medium Airport in North America Four Times in a Row: An Oral History by Anthony DeThomas|September 4, 2024
Welcome to Our Drone Light Show, Please Excuse the Behavior of Our Drones by Jordan De Padova|September 3, 2024
