LA Traffic from an NYC Perspective
After six long years in New York City, I decided to jump ship and head for greener pastures in Los Angeles. For those of you unfamiliar with how driving in LA works, allow me to elaborate.
Tag: Talking Out of Turn
Jumpin’ Jehovah’s Crap!
I was handed my very own copy of a magazine I instantly dubbed "my main entertainment source for the next few days": The Watchtower… Announcing Jehovah's Kingdom.
Dear Mayor Bloomberg, Here’s How to Fix NYC
Presenting my simple plan to save New York, starting with fewer fat people. Fear not, non-New Yorkers, something tells me this plan will be effective in any city, large or small.
Two Drops in the Politically Incorrect Bucket
NYC's Channel 2 opened our borders to Al Qaeda, and a very white woman made and won an argument awarding her "colored status." Just your average local news.
March Madness: The Worst Month in Jessica History
For those of you who don't live in crazy land, let me break it down for you so you can see what life is like when luck takes a serious downward turn. This is March Madness sans basketball.
Graduation: The Start of Something Terrible
Just in case you need further persuasion as to why you should never ever leave college, consider loan repayment and mandatory attendance at work... EVERY DAY.
My Dating Life is a Fairy Tale Remix
Even though things are going well on the dating front for now, I am not exactly living in a fairy tale. Or is it that I've lived a part of EVERY fairy tale relationship up to now?
Excuse Me While I Enter My Observational Enlightenment Phase
The line for shitty airport pizza takes longer than the security line because travelers must select their own meal; there are no TSA agents pushing you to choose cheese or pepperoni.