Tootsie Roll
Normally yo boy only talks about his long time ago past experiences because he's more settled down and drinking beer instead of liquor, but Saturday night was fucking crazy, man.
Tag: Much Love with Jimmy Pudge
Peaches and the New Boyfriend from Hell
A recent email from my ex-girlfriend Peaches left me a little shaken: "Dear Jimmy James, I have decided not to have my new boyfriend Jimbo beat your ass today."
Me and Willy B. at the Poetry Slam
I've written a lot of poetry over the years, but most of it is like doo doo: it comes in many different shapes and colors, but it's always a stinky shit.