How to Be a Liberal, Without Being Dumb: A Manifesto
I say we try our hardest to convince both polarities of the political landscape to actually have some sense. And the one issue we can all agree makes the most difference is education.
Tag: Cell F Indulgence
Student Writes Best Sarcastic Meta-Paper, About Meta-Stuff
Today, officials at UIA announced the annual winner of their "Award for Best Paper in Aristotelian Achievement: Specifically, The Greatest Achievement in a Sarcastic Paper About Meta-Stuff."
The Virgin, Part 3
How well does a contract to have sex hold up? Find out when it all comes down to a night at the Slumberland Motel, Room 8.
The Virgin, Part 2
A depressing trip to The Great Death Orgy in Atlanta leads to a discussion with a famous virgin, novelist Russell Bright, who has his own biological theories for saving his sperm.
The Virgin, Part 1
There was no use. Nothing you did was sexy. You were a Virgin. With a capital fucking V, you said. Those girls were fucking guys like that William Hornsby, not you.
Puberty
I was lonely and chubby and sick of the hopeless feelings after masturbation, the heart-lock of hormones pulsing through my brain, the girls smiling at each other but never at me.
I Want to Kill an Animal
I've always wanted to kill an animal with my bare hands. But I want a challenge, not some weak animal coming at me half-assed. That's why I want to kill a wolf.