My Last Column
The mother of the 2008 WVU Homecoming Queen fires up all cylinders and attacks NG Hatfield, author of an article lambasting WVU Homecomings...in 2007.
Tag: The Lady’s Shave
Spoon of Opium
Levi sleepily thought of his enemy’s name—Tomcat, Tomcat, Tomcat. He felt foolish for letting his sister dance with the old man.
Buttsex to the Future, Act I
A professorial history of sodomy turns out to be too much for the class. Until they're on their own and they decide the professor might be gay...
The Coat Hanger Blues
PIC's most well-endowed columnist bares all in a heart-warming tale of a pregnancy scare and how it brings people together... to fuck again.
The Comedy of King Xavier
What is this of an anal chirping, my brown-fingered King Xavier? Do tell at once, for the Archduke of Sodomy must perform his rectal duty!
Never Ask a Woman…
If you want to know what's on a girl's mind, you're already too much of a sissy. Questions are for people who don't already know everything.
The Lady’s Aftershave
Time to toss out your pink Gillette: The Lady's Shave cut too close to home and must be thrown out. Nick's always leave a scar. *Sniff*
My Miserable Life
When you don't have penis strength because you're starving, and you can't eat because you're broke, money is no object, it's your sex life.
Just US Girls!: The New Army Recruiting Video
Girl, don't you worry about a thing, the NEW army is going to take care of you. You'll be sure to get noticed in our new line of pink camo.
Andy Warhol Goes Up in Flames, Part 1
The Lady's Shave cuts it close to the heart, spilling fresh droplets of red on Part I of this poignant short story. Let it be what it is, snob.
Andy Warhol Goes Up in Flames, Part 2
The exciting conclusion to the story of an artist's hangout and the lack of Andy Warhol. Or 'One Way to Cook Your Post-Modern Soup!'