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By staff writer Nicole McKaig
October 3, 2004
Dear Nicole,
I like this guy and I'm not sure he likes me and I'm 2 shy 2 ask, all my friends think he does. What should I do?
-American Girl
Dear AG,
OMGOMGOMG!! MaB he's 2 shy 2 tell your friends 2 tell u! :-O
Sincerely,
Nicole
Dear Nicole,
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I thought the answer was 7, but now I'm not sure.
-Silent Ricky
Dear Ricky,
Unfortunately, I don't know if any of us will ever know for sure. Due to some heavy (and, at times, bloody) campaigning by Ralph Nader, it seems that the woodchuck has unexpectedly
become the soy milk lobby's bitch, and now chucks nothing but earth-friendly, biodegradable wood substitute.
Sincerely,
Nicole
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Dear Nicole,
Hi send me to know there is real action.
-Ash
Dear Ash,
You'll be hearing from my lawyer.
Sincerely,
Nicole
Dear Nicole,
Hi I was wondering what I can to do help make myself better looking. Please help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Syd
Dear Syd,
I think a bright, healthy smile makes everyone look better! And
I'll let you in on a little secret the corporate tooth-whitening industry fat cats DON'T want you to know about: lead-based house paint. My doctor keeps telling me
to stop using it before I develop a fatal tumor, but I just tell him to kiss my big black ass. My teeth are worth it.
Sincerely,
Nicole