Top 10 Funny Things About Clowns

MC Hammer had a place to sell all of his pants when he went bankrupt: Mr. Sensitive Pants
You know what they say about guys with big feet…: Scrub My Feet, Bitch
That purple wig they wear? Yeah, the carpets match the drapes: The Pubic Hair Problem
They can make anatomically correct balloon horses: Barbaro: Hung Up on a Horse
Laughing gas: the date rape drug of clown college: Things I REALLY Learned in College
They are the only men that can wear makeup outside of Hollywood and get away with it: Hollywood's Creepiest Fathers
Nothing brightens up a funeral like one… actually scratch that, nothing brightens up a funeral like an open bar: Funeral Speech
Even a depressed clown is funny: The Sad Truth
They honk when they fart, I think: The Fine Art of Farting
Clown sex is creepy sex: Sex Last Night

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