Top 10 Funny Things About Halloween

Since college students are too busy getting smashed, trick or treating takes place at the grocery store, where you can get large boxes of candy for 99 cents: Halloween Costume Styles Unmasked
Girls prove that dressing up as Little Bo Peep or Snow White isn't childish: College Halloween Costumes
Bars and clubs still play the same old music people don't like instead of playing the Halloween anthem “Monster Mash”: Halloween, 1942
Some costumes are rad while others are just plain creepy and weird: Halloween
The best fights always take place on October 31st, like Hulk Hogan vs. Superman, and Pippy Longstocking vs. The Little Mermaid: Halloween Disaster
A girl's costume can tell you a lot more about her than just her personality: Slutty Halloween Costume Theories
People wear shiny, reflective clothing and accessories so they can get noticed, and so they can hail down a taxi at five in the morning when they're too drunk to see: Halloween Safety and Fun Guide
For some students, Halloween doesn't seem like such a big event since everyone has theme parties these days: Top 10 College Party Themes
Since pumpkin carving isn't impressive anymore, people resort to other creative ideas, such as a pumpkin keg: The Top 10 Halloween Myths
It's mostly now meant to hook-up with someone, take 'em back to your place, and play an all-nighter game of Candy Land: Halloween
You don't get headaches from sugar binges anymore, you 'em from drinking binges: Halloween Headaches 1.0

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