Marijuana Jokes
Top 10 funny things about marijuana:
- You're never quite clear exactly who's selling it: I Don't Sell Pot, I Sell Dreams
- The same people who tell you not to smoke it, probably do anyway: The Gentleman and the Pot Lover
- Kids who smoke weed and think that makes them Scarface: Say a Prayer for the Youth of America
- It inspired the Grateful Dead movement and every story that goes along with it: Grateful for a Dead Fable
- It's easy to name 420 things you're thankful for while you're high: Post #420
- It's a lot harder finding a dealer after college: Congratulations on College Graduation… You Idiots
- Possession and use of one ounce or less of marijuana is permitted during college music labs: The Department of Party Science
- Get it good enough and unlike Nine Inch Nails, you'll really be closer to God: A Divine Encounter of the Green Kind
- To become a successful drug dealer, you must first become a successful drug purchaser: How to Become a Drug Dealer
- The only thing that can get people to quit is school spirit!: School Spirit: My Anti-Drug
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