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May 31

Bitch Mighta Got Doped at British Dog Show

• by Amir Blumenfeld

May 31

Pointless Study: Malt Liquor Drowns Worries

• by Amir Blumenfeld

May 31

Internet Daters Demand Advice to “Male Electronic Dysfunction”

• by Amir Blumenfeld

May 31

Fake Penis Pissed Off After Failing Urine Test

• by Amir Blumenfeld

May 31

Polaroid Encourages Film Users to “Be on Ya’ll Baddest Behavior”

• by Amir Blumenfeld

May 31

Cell Phones Challenge Asian Females for Accident Risk

• by Amir Blumenfeld

May 31

Japanese “Social Security” Dolls for Elderly to be Poorly Made in America

• by Amir Blumenfeld

May 31

Young Urban Americans Get Enthused Over Knitting (sic)

• by Amir Blumenfeld

May 31

Male Enlargement Spam Prompts Penis Envy

• by Amir Blumenfeld

May 31

Paris Hilton Sex Tape Interrupted By Fred the Pizza Guy

• by Amir Blumenfeld

May 31

China Bans Nike TV Commercial, Opens New Nike Sweatshop

• by Amir Blumenfeld

May 31

Parachute System Full of Holes, Laughs Spencer’s Gifts

• by Amir Blumenfeld

May 31

Conditions Too Dangerously Similar for Wash. Re-Enactment

• by Amir Blumenfeld

May 31

Two Dead After Tsunami Death Toll Makes Headline Splash

• by Amir Blumenfeld

May 31

Daring Deer Had D.C. Subway For Lunch

• by Amir Blumenfeld

May 31

Dutch Legalize Baby Killing Out of Legalization Boredom

• by Amir Blumenfeld

May 31

U.S. Study Finds ‘Best’ AIDS Cocktail

• by Amir Blumenfeld

May 31

2004 the Fourth-Hottest Year on Record, Sixth on CD

• by Amir Blumenfeld

May 31

Thanksgiving Travel Rush Results in 753 Bids; Freshmen Excited

• by Amir Blumenfeld

May 31

Bush Re-Raises Four More Years; Terrorists All In

• by Amir Blumenfeld

May 31

Monkeys Terrorize India Workers, Tourists, Then Slip Up on Banana Peel

• by Amir Blumenfeld

May 31

Jackson Booked As Storytime Reader During Child Molestation Case

• by Amir Blumenfeld

May 31

Exploding Cell Phones to Users: “You’re Blowing Up, Dude”

• by Amir Blumenfeld

May 31

Bob Dylan Totally Nominated for Noble Peace Highs

• by Amir Blumenfeld

May 31

Ron Artest Dehydrated After Spitting Too Much Game

• by Amir Blumenfeld

May 31

Dictionary Editors to Keep “McJob,” Citing Secondary Income

• by Amir Blumenfeld

May 31

Kids Pick Kerry to Be Next Babysitter of the World

• by Amir Blumenfeld

May 31

Ex-GIs Order Greek Camo to Help Fit in on Campus

• by Amir Blumenfeld

May 31

Rockets, Chauffeur Drive Wolfowitz from Baghdad Hotel

• by Amir Blumenfeld

May 31

British Naked Walker Gets Jail Sentence From Hung Jury

• by Amir Blumenfeld

May 31

D.C. Museum Shaves Bush from Nude Collection

• by Amir Blumenfeld

May 31

Surgeon General Gets Specific for Once

• by Amir Blumenfeld