Links from Instagram Posts

Aug 21

An Orangutan’s Review of the Restaurant He Just Broke Into

• by Zachary Moser

Aug 20

An Open Letter to Shark Experts and Statisticians

• by Jason Garramone

Aug 19

My Fellow Henchman, I Noticed You Don’t Have My Number Saved

• by Nick Windham

Aug 18

It’s So Good to Catch Up Now That My Life Is Finally Going Better than Yours

• by Eddie Small

Aug 17

What I Said in the Handshake Line After the Hockey Game Where I Told the Media We’d Win, Sang a Taunting Rendition of the National Anthem, Talked Way Too Much Trash, and Lost Fifteen to Zero

• by Robert Criss

Aug 17

Reasons for Unsubscribing Besides “I Don’t Want to Receive These Emails”

• by Michael Pershan

Aug 16

The Superhero Known as The Vegan Fends Off Home Invaders

• by David Henne

Aug 15

Top 4 Back to School Outfits That Will Make Jason from Chemistry Cream His Pants

• by Caroline Cianci

Aug 14

Join My WhatsApp Group for Unnecessary Updates on Our Kids’ School Bus Route

• by Rochelle Elana Fisher

Aug 13

A Letter from Ginger, the Crime-Solving Tabby of “The Maple Tree Mysteries” Book Series

• by Gracie Kairis

Aug 12

Lyndon B. Johnson Addresses Congress Regarding John F. Kennedy Going Away to a Farm Upstate

• by Jake Bettermann

Aug 12

Playing With Cash at Online Casinos: Where to Put Your Notes and Coins

• by Jacob Knowles

Aug 11

Terrifying Profiles on Your College’s Alumni Website

• by Noah Cohen-Greenberg and Sam Mermin

Aug 10

I Really Shouldn’t Have Worn a Suit on This Camping Trip

• by Eli Burnstein

Aug 9

So I Hear You Know Photoshop

• by Rochelle Elana Fisher

Aug 8

Clues That You Are Controlled by a Microchip Your Dentist Implanted in a Filling

• by Radu Guiasu

Aug 8

Hey Neighbor, Will You Please Watch Me Write My Screenplay?

• by Nathan Cowley

Aug 7

You Should Quit Social Media Because You Are Being Pursued by a Hideous Creature of Your Own Making

• by Janay Lovering

Aug 6

Mom, Dad, I Think I Might Be Disney’s First Gay Character

• by Audrey Clark

Aug 5

I Apologize for the Clown That Was Juggling at Your Grandfather’s Funeral

• by Kurt Zemaitaitis

Aug 4

Some Complaints I Have with the Garden of Eden

• by Miles-Erik Bell

Aug 3

10 Existential Crises and the Essential Oils to Cure Them

• by Tatiana Tomley

Aug 3

Theoretical Physicist Michio Kaku Asked Me to Stop Sending Him These Solutions to the Grandfather Paradox

• by Lillie Franks

Aug 2

Yelp Reviews of My Toddler’s Restaurant

• by Frances Klein

Aug 1

If You’re Gonna Haunt My House, You’re Gonna Haunt by My Rules

• by Jake Bettermann

Jul 31

Sure, My Right to Marry Might Be Overturned, but Am I Bringing Strange Energy to This Dinner Party?

• by Alysa Stryker

Jul 30

What Your Favorite Taylor Swift Album Says About Where You Were at the Time of Lady Ashby’s Murder

• by Lillie Franks

Jul 29

My Job Is Amazing Even Though My Boss Is a Bloodthirsty Hammerhead Shark

• by Rachel Reyes

Jul 29

How to Pick a Reputable Moving Company

• by Gilfred Helmonsen

Jul 28

Do I Regret It?

• by Graeme Carey

Jul 27

What I Thought My First Year of Teaching High School Would Be Like vs. What It Was Actually Like

• by Matt Stofsky

Jul 27

No, I Didn’t Name My Child Michael Jordackson So He’d Aspire for Greatness as an NBA Player or World-Renowned Musician

• by Robert Criss