Links from Instagram Posts

Jul 16

6 Reasons Why Ryan Reynolds Is the Antichrist from Revelation

• by Brett Hund

Jul 15

Terms and Conditions for Dad Taking His Shirt Off This Summer

• by Ross Murray

Jul 14

FAQ About Your Genetically Engineered Baby

• by Mark Pekala

Jul 13

His Royal Highness the Prince Shipwrecks on Fire Island

• by Greg Marshall

Jul 12

Unbiased Yelp Review That Has Nothing to Do With the Fact the Restaurant Wouldn’t Accommodate My Sloth

• by Caitlin Bitzegaio

Jul 11

Signs That the Person You’re Talking to Might Be from New York

• by Robert Criss

Jul 11

If You’re Here to Party, Put Your Hands Up for a Quick Head Count for the Fire Marshal

• by Erika Lindquist

Jul 10

Children’s Birthday Party Themes That Live Up to Their Descriptions

• by Katie Brookoff

Jul 9

Pig-Pen Dishes the Dirt on the Peanuts Gang

• by Jere Hester

Jul 8

You’ve Barely Touched Your Mid-Heist Carrot Sticks and Hummus

• by Nathan Cowley

Jul 7

Please Familiarize Yourself with Mr. Satan’s Views Before Calling Yourself a “Devil’s Advocate”

• by Fleurette Modica

Jul 6

Hi There, Could You Please Fill Out My Survey?

• by Joe Murphy

Jul 6

Human Sunbathing Explained to the Aliens

• by Luke Roloff

Jul 5

How to Get Motivated to Write: Best Tips That Help

• by Mark Mullis

Jul 5

We’re Offering 10 Percent Off If This Golden Corral Turns into a Food Fight Warzone

• by Bryan Brunati

Jul 4

MasterClass: Acting with the Guy Who Played “Shlubby Dad” in a Domino’s Commercial

• by Gracie Kairis

Jul 3

Yes, I Totally Read, I Love Books, Here Are All the Books I’ve Read

• by Max Kerwien

Jul 2

An Unfortunate Announcement Regarding Citizenship Downsizing

• by Jake Bettermann

Jul 1

8-Year-Olds Declare Their Independence from Eating Vegetables

• by William Vaillancourt

Jun 30

An Oral History of Your Conception

• by Devin Wallace

Jun 29

More Honest, Useful, and Specific Netflix Categories

• by Jared Bilski and Chip Chantry

Jun 29

Your Apps Are Here to Help

• by Laura Chanoux

Jun 28

Boy, That Guy, I Tell You

• by Lillie Franks

Jun 27

Mosquitoes Review Me

• by Ian Bardenstein

Jun 26

This Pride Month, TD Bank Is PROUD to Say: You Owe Us Money

• by Lily Blumkin

Jun 25

The Parking Garage Is Compromised, So How About We Trade Federal Secrets at La Romantica?

• by Nathan Cowley

Jun 24

Common Complaints About Our Clones

• by David Guzman

Jun 23

So I Caught You Trying to Sneak an Ice Sculpture Through Security. Again.

• by Aarushi Gupta

Jun 22

The Reviews of My Short Story Collection Are Positively Glowing

• by Scott Erickson

Jun 22

I Am Going to Yell

• by Alyssa Moore

Jun 21

The Yard Work Will Have to Wait Until I Recover from This Nasty Case of Havana Syndrome

• by Robert Criss

Jun 20

Are You in a Kafka Story or on the Phone with a Customer Service Representative?

• by Amber Burke