Links from Instagram Posts

Jun 4

Announcing Our New Human

• by Ellen Haun

Jun 3

The Most Important Thing About This World Event Is That It’s Ultimately About Me

• by Steven Markow

Jun 2

The Inspiring Productivity Secrets of Morning People

• by Sam Burnett

Jun 1

Centrist Headlines for the California Wildfires

• by Alex Schmidt

Jun 1

How to Know He’s the One—The Chosen One, That Is

• by Joshua Daniels

May 31

I Fully Intend to Boycott Amazon Just as Soon as I Buy This Thing for My Newborn

• by Molly Cahen

May 30

My Elevator Pitch About a Disaster Movie Set In an Elevator

• by Devin Wallace

May 29

Rasputin’s Top 10 Tips for Picking Up Women

• by Fiona Bell

May 28

An Open Letter to the Hermit Crab Who Made My Apartment His Shell While I Was Away

• by Keenan Novi

May 27

Child Labor Is Back, Baby! (Seriously, Are You a Baby? Because We’re Hiring)

• by Sarah Lehman

May 26

I Would Be the Best Writer in the World but Oops, My Pencil Broke

• by Audrey Clark

May 25

I’m Pleased to Announce That This Party Has Been Canceled

• by Alyssa Moore

May 25

Best E-Wallets in Canada

• by Mark Mullis

May 25

Lies Told by Online Gambling Websites: How to Avoid Being Scammed

• by Olena Medynska

May 25

Besides Bitcoin, What Other Popular Cryptocurrencies Can Casino Players Deposit Online?

• by Gilfred Helmonsen

May 24

Your Ego’s Writing Checks Your Body Can’t Cash! That’s Why You’re the Perfect Candidate for Our Top Gun Overdraft Protection Program

• by Doug Kolic

May 23

An Open Letter to People Who Hold Up Their Middle Finger in Instagram Photos

• by Robert Criss

May 21

This Town Ain’t Big Enough for the Both of Us

• by Graeme Carey

May 20

15 Things Your WASP Mother-In-Law and Paris Hilton Have in Common

• by Caroline Beuley

May 19

Rejected Fighter Pilot Names for the New Pilots in “Top Gun: Maverick”

• by Gary Almeter

May 18

Network Notes for the Upcoming Frasier Reboot

• by Alex Griffiths

May 17

The Abyss Stared Back, and It Likes What It Saw

• by Miles-Erik Bell

May 17

Why Our New Ad Campaign Only Targets Reptilian-Human Hybrids

• by Sam Burnett

May 16

I Am Stepping Up to Run Garden Club Despite My Complete Lack of Gardening Knowledge

• by Sarah Totton

May 16

Sir, I Am Not Pleasuring Myself to the Pin-up Girls Painted on the Side of the Warplanes, Sir

• by Robert Criss

May 16

Low-Cost Marketing for Business Promotions

• by Mark Mullis

May 16

What Do You Need to Start Streaming with a PTZ Camera?

• by Olena Medynska

May 14

I’m Leaving My Body to Science

• by Brian Daly

May 13

Jeffrey Dahmer’s Sister Picks Up Printing

• by Caitlin Bitzegaio

May 12

Proposed Rules Changes to the NBA

• by Jim Tatalias

May 12

I’m Shuttering My Professional Kidnap for Ransom Operation Due to Rising Inflation

• by Victor Yocco

May 11

A List of Apologies to Establishments from Which I Have Been Banned

• by Andrew Byrd