Links from Instagram Posts

Apr 11

Fellow Mobsters, I Am Changing My Email Address—but Not Because I Am Going into Witness Protection

• by Lincoln Sorscher

Apr 11

I Am the Woman Whose Dog Finds Bodies on Our Morning Walks

• by Caroline Cotter

Apr 9

We’re Coming for Your Ill-Begotten Gains, Oligarchs!

• by John Howard Matthews

Apr 8

You All Know Nothing About My Perfectly Normal Relationship!

• by Tyler Gooch

Apr 7

Everything at Area 51, Besides the Aliens

• by Devin Wallace

Apr 6

Emily Post’s Etiquette Advice for a Knife Fight

• by Mark Ratledge

Apr 6

Immersive Artist Experiences Other than Van Gogh

• by Sue D. Gelber

Apr 5

We Need to End Big Government Regulation of Knife-Fireworks

• by Devin Wallace

Apr 5

An Updated Tax Write-Off Worksheet, by the Nosiest Employee at the IRS

• by Kelsey Harper

Apr 4

My Only Regret in Life Is Not Petting More Dogs

• by Dennis Chen

Apr 4

King Kong’s One-Star Tripadvisor Review of the Empire State Building

• by Joe Moore

Apr 3

Stick and Stones May Break My Bones, but There Are a Bunch of Words That Will Hurt Me

• by Nathan Pashley

Apr 2

Open Letter to Zeus, King of the Gods and Lord of Storms

• by Tatiana Tomley

Apr 1

It’s Time to Rethink Our Rubber Chickens

• by Adam Campbell-Schmitt

Apr 1

So You Ignored the Warnings of That Dystopian Novel

• by Michael Hock

Apr 1

What Really Matters Is Invisible to the Eye, Much like Cybercriminals Lurking Behind the Tasks We Perform Online

• by Mark Mullis

Mar 31

Cancel Culture Is This Jar of Pickles I Can’t Open

• by Devin Wallace

Mar 31

A List of Numbers Lower than My Monthly Student Loan Payment

• by Ali Forrest

Mar 30

Introducing the Sam Super Loyalty Card

• by Sam Burnett

Mar 29

Are You Ordering a Drink at a Crowded Bar or Picking Up Your Meds from the Local Pharmacy?

• by Emily Knapp

Mar 29

I Am the Improbable Fireball in Every Hollywood Action Movie, and I Demand a Lifetime Achievement Award

• by S.A. Swanson

Mar 28

Please Help, I’m Still Street Punk #5

• by John Howard Matthews

Mar 28

I Am the Wooden Board at That Gourmet Burger Restaurant, Here to Remind You That You Only Make $10 an Hour

• by Erin McLaughlin

Mar 27

What Writers Are Like, Based on Stock Photos of Writers

• by Miun Gleeson

Mar 26

America, Please Elect Me as Our Country’s First Beta-Male President in 2024

• by Lincoln Sorscher

Mar 25

I’m Arctic Shipwreck Survivor Stranded with an Annoying Show-off Asshole

• by Tristan Wheeler

Mar 25

Psychic Mediums as New Wellness Coaches

• by Jacob Knowles

Mar 25

Craziest Casino Stories That Will Blow Your Mind

• by Mark Mullis

Mar 24

The Unvarnished Truth About Why Your Dog Didn’t Get Into Doggy Daycare

• by Christine Champagne

Mar 24

In the Metaverse, You Can Do Anything! Except Stop Being Depressed

• by Simon Henriques

Mar 23

Hey, Do You Have an ETA Yet?

• by Noah Rocklin

Mar 23

As Your Virtual Doctor, I Can’t Give You the Results of Your Brain Surgery Until You Smash That “Like” Button

• by Doug Kolic