Links from Instagram Posts

Mar 29

Are You Ordering a Drink at a Crowded Bar or Picking Up Your Meds from the Local Pharmacy?

• by Emily Knapp

Mar 29

I Am the Improbable Fireball in Every Hollywood Action Movie, and I Demand a Lifetime Achievement Award

• by S.A. Swanson

Mar 28

Please Help, I’m Still Street Punk #5

• by John Howard Matthews

Mar 28

I Am the Wooden Board at That Gourmet Burger Restaurant, Here to Remind You That You Only Make $10 an Hour

• by Erin McLaughlin

Mar 27

What Writers Are Like, Based on Stock Photos of Writers

• by Miun Gleeson

Mar 26

America, Please Elect Me as Our Country’s First Beta-Male President in 2024

• by Lincoln Sorscher

Mar 25

I’m Arctic Shipwreck Survivor Stranded with an Annoying Show-off Asshole

• by Tristan Wheeler

Mar 25

Psychic Mediums as New Wellness Coaches

• by Jacob Knowles

Mar 25

Craziest Casino Stories That Will Blow Your Mind

• by Mark Mullis

Mar 24

The Unvarnished Truth About Why Your Dog Didn’t Get Into Doggy Daycare

• by Christine Champagne

Mar 24

In the Metaverse, You Can Do Anything! Except Stop Being Depressed

• by Simon Henriques

Mar 23

Hey, Do You Have an ETA Yet?

• by Noah Rocklin

Mar 23

As Your Virtual Doctor, I Can’t Give You the Results of Your Brain Surgery Until You Smash That “Like” Button

• by Doug Kolic

Mar 22

Entrepreneur Seeks Low-Paid Assistant to Read His Mind

• by James Klein

Mar 22

14 Cute Signature Wedding Cocktails That Say “I Give It a Year”

• by Chelsea Davis

Mar 21

Parasocial Security Will Take Care of Your Favorite Aging Celebrities

• by Andy Hughes

Mar 21

How to Tell If That Guy Who Desperately Needs a Kidney Like-Likes You

• by Winnie Code

Mar 20

Dear Colleagues: I Think There’s a Kid Loose in the Office

• by Quinton Gregory

Mar 19

Boomer Anthems Reimagined by Millennials

• by Kelsey Harper

Mar 18

Secret Menu from the Long John Silver’s Next to an Apartment That Sells Adderall

• by Robert Criss

Mar 17

As the Escaped Felon Hiding in Your Attic, I’m Deeply Concerned About Your Marriage

• by Sam Burnett

Mar 17

Comments from the Audiologist That Show You’re Massively Failing Your Hearing Exam

• by Kurt Zemaitaitis

Mar 16

A Letter to My Past Self, Currently Caught in a Time Travel Paradox

• by Max Davison

Mar 16

The Assassination of Julius Caesar If It Were Reported in 2022 AD

• by Julien Perez

Mar 15

Questions I Had While Attending My Second Basketball Game, After My First Basketball Game Was the One That Air Bud Played In

• by Kevin Lutz

Mar 15

Ranking the Summer Lineup from Craigslist’s New Streaming Service

• by Andy Hughes

Mar 14

Frequently Asked Questions About Our Fragile Democracy

• by Freeman Scott

Mar 14

Your School District’s Superintendent Introduces His Top Ten New Substitute Teachers

• by Dae Selcer

Mar 13

A Hard-Boiled Detective Gets to the Bottom of Those Creepy Delivery Confirmation Photos

• by Talia Argondezzi and Nick Morgan

Mar 12

I, The Scarecrow from Oz, Would like to Return My Brain in Exchange for Canceling My Student Loan Debt

• by Risa Harms

Mar 12

Things to Know About Custom Cheerleading Socks

• by Olena Medynska

Mar 11

You Gotta Dance like Nobody’s Watching from the Narrow Slits of the Closet Door

• by Troy Doetch