Links from Instagram Posts

Mar 10

I Am Surprise Releasing My Album, Technically, Because Nobody Knows Who I Am

• by Simon Henriques

Mar 10

U.S. Presidents Order at Starbucks

• by Emily Knapp and Jessica Lillian

Mar 9

Meet the Harlem Globetrotters of Redacted Documents!

• by Kyle Morrison

Mar 9

Everything Is Fucked Up Right Now, but I Know What the World Needs: a Think Piece About Wordle

• by Sam Franzini

Mar 8

Fact or Myth? Setting the Record Straight on Miles Davis

• by Michael Leonetti

Mar 8

Jay Gatsby Tweets About Bitcoin

• by Fletcher Michael

Mar 7

Things I Would Say to My Crush If I Woke Up Back in High School

• by Julien Perez

Mar 7

Activities for an Ambiguously Spring or Winter Day

• by Justin LoBasso

Mar 6

Mind Your Dots: A Public Service Announcement on the Responsible Use of Ellipses

• by Elizabeth Barton

Mar 5

An Open Letter to Adam McKay About My Own Script, a Heavy-Handed Allegory for the Iran-Contra Affair

• by Freddie Shanel

Mar 4

The MD: The World’s Only Sexually Transmitted Degree

• by Sarah Totton

Mar 3

I Hate to Be the One to Say It, but Gotham City Has Changed

• by Alex Griffiths

Mar 3

My Family Is Going to Be So Surprised When I Jump Out of This Paper Refuse Bag Today, Yard Waste Collection Day

• by Robert Criss

Mar 2

Fine Wines Inspired by the Stains on My Couch

• by Ashley Lefrak

Mar 2

I Will Bravely Die in a Roman Arena, but Please Don’t Make Me Say “I’m Spartacus” in Front of a Crowd

• by Rachel Geman

Mar 1

10 Ways to Get Closer to God, If You’re into That Kind of Thing

• by Crystal Schubert

Mar 1

The Dollar Bill on the Wall of This Pizza Shop Is Sick of Being Out of Circulation

• by Sarah Lehman

Feb 28

Farm to Table. Table to Fork. Fork to Mouth. Food to Throat. Air to Throat. Hands to Chest. Hands to Chest. Hands to Chest.

• by Robert Criss

Feb 27

Famous Authors Firing You from Your Job

• by Abhijato Sensarma

Feb 26

I, The Riddler, Can No Longer Afford to Make Costly, Multi-Step Riddles to Torment You

• by Dylan Fugel

Feb 25

Bullshit Candle Scents We’d Still Buy

• by Joe Wellman

Feb 25

Ancient Runestone Coated in the Blood of Serpents vs. Duolingo

• by Craig Williams

Feb 24

I’ve Committed the Perfect Murder!

• by Graham Techler

Feb 24

You Can’t Judge a Book by Its Cover, Because They All Just Have the Same Colorful Blobs These Days

• by Simon Henriques

Feb 23

An Open Letter to Whoever Keeps Hacking My Grandma’s Facebook

• by Nick Brigis

Feb 23

We Wrote This Together!

• by Eli Burnstein and Nikki Palumbo

Feb 22

Roommates of Famous Poets Update Their Amazon Shopping Lists

• by Andrew Nadeau

Feb 22

How to Meet Someone Without the Apps

• by Lizzie Logan

Feb 21

That Old Lady You Flipped Off in Traffic Is a Candidate for Sainthood

• by Daniel Burger

Feb 21

Girl, I’m About to Slide into Your LinkedIn DMs

• by Phil Gillen

Feb 19

Emails from a Parallel Universe

• by Allison Black

Feb 18

An Encyclopedia of Uncles

• by Seth Rubin