Links from Instagram Posts

Mar 22

Entrepreneur Seeks Low-Paid Assistant to Read His Mind

• by James Klein

Mar 22

14 Cute Signature Wedding Cocktails That Say “I Give It a Year”

• by Chelsea Davis

Mar 21

Parasocial Security Will Take Care of Your Favorite Aging Celebrities

• by Andy Hughes

Mar 21

How to Tell If That Guy Who Desperately Needs a Kidney Like-Likes You

• by Winnie Code

Mar 20

Dear Colleagues: I Think There’s a Kid Loose in the Office

• by Quinton Gregory

Mar 19

Boomer Anthems Reimagined by Millennials

• by Kelsey Harper

Mar 18

Secret Menu from the Long John Silver’s Next to an Apartment That Sells Adderall

• by Robert Criss

Mar 17

As the Escaped Felon Hiding in Your Attic, I’m Deeply Concerned About Your Marriage

• by Sam Burnett

Mar 17

Comments from the Audiologist That Show You’re Massively Failing Your Hearing Exam

• by Kurt Zemaitaitis

Mar 16

A Letter to My Past Self, Currently Caught in a Time Travel Paradox

• by Max Davison

Mar 16

The Assassination of Julius Caesar If It Were Reported in 2022 AD

• by Julien Perez

Mar 15

Questions I Had While Attending My Second Basketball Game, After My First Basketball Game Was the One That Air Bud Played In

• by Kevin Lutz

Mar 15

Ranking the Summer Lineup from Craigslist’s New Streaming Service

• by Andy Hughes

Mar 14

Frequently Asked Questions About Our Fragile Democracy

• by Freeman Scott

Mar 14

Your School District’s Superintendent Introduces His Top Ten New Substitute Teachers

• by Dae Selcer

Mar 13

A Hard-Boiled Detective Gets to the Bottom of Those Creepy Delivery Confirmation Photos

• by Talia Argondezzi and Nick Morgan

Mar 12

I, The Scarecrow from Oz, Would like to Return My Brain in Exchange for Canceling My Student Loan Debt

• by Risa Harms

Mar 12

Things to Know About Custom Cheerleading Socks

• by Olena Medynska

Mar 11

You Gotta Dance like Nobody’s Watching from the Narrow Slits of the Closet Door

• by Troy Doetch

Mar 10

I Am Surprise Releasing My Album, Technically, Because Nobody Knows Who I Am

• by Simon Henriques

Mar 10

U.S. Presidents Order at Starbucks

• by Emily Knapp and Jessica Lillian

Mar 9

Meet the Harlem Globetrotters of Redacted Documents!

• by Kyle Morrison

Mar 9

Everything Is Fucked Up Right Now, but I Know What the World Needs: a Think Piece About Wordle

• by Sam Franzini

Mar 8

Fact or Myth? Setting the Record Straight on Miles Davis

• by Michael Leonetti

Mar 8

Jay Gatsby Tweets About Bitcoin

• by Fletcher Michael

Mar 7

Things I Would Say to My Crush If I Woke Up Back in High School

• by Julien Perez

Mar 7

Activities for an Ambiguously Spring or Winter Day

• by Justin LoBasso

Mar 6

Mind Your Dots: A Public Service Announcement on the Responsible Use of Ellipses

• by Elizabeth Barton

Mar 5

An Open Letter to Adam McKay About My Own Script, a Heavy-Handed Allegory for the Iran-Contra Affair

• by Freddie Shanel

Mar 4

The MD: The World’s Only Sexually Transmitted Degree

• by Sarah Totton

Mar 3

I Hate to Be the One to Say It, but Gotham City Has Changed

• by Alex Griffiths

Mar 3

My Family Is Going to Be So Surprised When I Jump Out of This Paper Refuse Bag Today, Yard Waste Collection Day

• by Robert Criss