Feb 17 I’m the Actor Who Plays Chester Cheetah and I’m Tired of Being Type Cast as a Cheesy Snack-Food Obsessed Cool Dude by Angela Kidd
Feb 15 On Second Thought, Swallowing My Car Keys to Avoid Getting Carjacked Was Probably a Bad Idea by Robert Criss
Feb 12 I’m Sorry for Running Over Our Star Quarterback with the Medical Golf Cart, but It’s Actually Been Worse for Me by Joel Kwartler
Feb 10 Please Take Notice: If You Ordered an IHOP Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity Breakfast between March 14, 2016 and August 4, 2017, You May Be Entitled to Compensation by DS Racer
Feb 8 A Travel Ad for Venice, Italy’s Only City Modeled Entirely on a Las Vegas Resort by Emily Zauzmer
Feb 7 Perfect Songs for 12 Scenarios When You’re Shaving Parmesan over a Plate of Fettuccine Alfredo and Waiting for the Patron to Say “When” by Gary Almeter
Feb 7 I Finished Making My First Batch of Chardonnay for My New Wine Company and I’m Looking Forward to Selling It in 17 Years by Robert Criss
Feb 3 Today Is Opposite Day: Here’s How to Not Not (Not?) Get Bullied by an Eight-Year-Old Named Kalley by Kelsey Harper
Feb 2 Because Ayn Rand’s Birthday and Groundhog Day Overlap, You Are Now Trapped in an Endless Loop of Capitalism by Rachel Rose Keller
Feb 1 Suggestions from the Suggestion Box at My Teppanyaki Restaurant Where I Make All the Food with My Bare Hands by Robert Criss