Links from Instagram Posts

Mar 2

I Will Bravely Die in a Roman Arena, but Please Don’t Make Me Say “I’m Spartacus” in Front of a Crowd

• by Rachel Geman

Mar 1

10 Ways to Get Closer to God, If You’re into That Kind of Thing

• by Crystal Schubert

Mar 1

The Dollar Bill on the Wall of This Pizza Shop Is Sick of Being Out of Circulation

• by Sarah Lehman

Feb 28

Farm to Table. Table to Fork. Fork to Mouth. Food to Throat. Air to Throat. Hands to Chest. Hands to Chest. Hands to Chest.

• by Robert Criss

Feb 27

Famous Authors Firing You from Your Job

• by Abhijato Sensarma

Feb 26

I, The Riddler, Can No Longer Afford to Make Costly, Multi-Step Riddles to Torment You

• by Dylan Fugel

Feb 25

Bullshit Candle Scents We’d Still Buy

• by Joe Wellman

Feb 25

Ancient Runestone Coated in the Blood of Serpents vs. Duolingo

• by Craig Williams

Feb 24

I’ve Committed the Perfect Murder!

• by Graham Techler

Feb 24

You Can’t Judge a Book by Its Cover, Because They All Just Have the Same Colorful Blobs These Days

• by Simon Henriques

Feb 23

An Open Letter to Whoever Keeps Hacking My Grandma’s Facebook

• by Nick Brigis

Feb 23

We Wrote This Together!

• by Eli Burnstein and Nikki Palumbo

Feb 22

Roommates of Famous Poets Update Their Amazon Shopping Lists

• by Andrew Nadeau

Feb 22

How to Meet Someone Without the Apps

• by Lizzie Logan

Feb 21

That Old Lady You Flipped Off in Traffic Is a Candidate for Sainthood

• by Daniel Burger

Feb 21

Girl, I’m About to Slide into Your LinkedIn DMs

• by Phil Gillen

Feb 19

Emails from a Parallel Universe

• by Allison Black

Feb 18

An Encyclopedia of Uncles

• by Seth Rubin

Feb 18

Auto Reply: OUT OF OFFICE: For the Rest of Eternity

• by Emily Knapp

Feb 17

All the Flights Are Canceled, Including the One You’re Currently On

• by Ben Lyons

Feb 17

I’m the Actor Who Plays Chester Cheetah and I’m Tired of Being Type Cast as a Cheesy Snack-Food Obsessed Cool Dude

• by Angela Kidd

Feb 16

Metallica’s Clue and Other Metal Board Games

• by TJ Dawe and Rob Del Medico

Feb 16

My Sports Analogies Are Much More Sophisticated than You Think, You Losers

• by Ben Cake

Feb 15

Acid Flashback, or Did You Forget to Take Off Your Jacket in a Restaurant?

• by Brett Miller

Feb 15

On Second Thought, Swallowing My Car Keys to Avoid Getting Carjacked Was Probably a Bad Idea

• by Robert Criss

Feb 14

Thomas Edison’s Birthday Really Snuck Up on Me This Year

• by Ryan Ciecwisz

Feb 14

Gordon Ramsay Reviews Your Valentine’s Day Date

• by Leah Abrams and Sarah Gruen

Feb 13

Would You Like to Make a Charitable Donation to Our Payroll Fund?

• by Michelle Drozdick

Feb 12

I’m Sorry for Running Over Our Star Quarterback with the Medical Golf Cart, but It’s Actually Been Worse for Me

• by Joel Kwartler

Feb 11

A Victim’s Guide to Summertime Water Safety

• by Alexa Kocinski

Feb 10

Quarterback Audibles Around the In-Laws

• by Christopher Shelley

Feb 10

Please Take Notice: If You Ordered an IHOP Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity Breakfast between March 14, 2016 and August 4, 2017, You May Be Entitled to Compensation

• by DS Racer