Links from Instagram Posts

Jan 20

Guy Who’s Been Going to the Gym for One Week Answers Your Questions

• by Hunter Gardner

Jan 19

Think You Got What It Takes to Join Our Gang, the Crabapple Boys?!

• by Alex Baia

Jan 19

Submission Guidelines for Convolution Lit

• by Gracie Kairis

Jan 18

Fact About Toddlers or Fact About Tornadoes?

• by Matt Butner

Jan 18

Your Personal Branding Focus Group Report

• by David Milgrim

Jan 17

Mice Review My Kitchen from Grad School

• by Valerie Lute

Jan 17

Aging Rock Star Performance Reinstatement Application

• by John Howard Matthews

Jan 16

How to Write About Your Anxiety Instead of Actually Dealing with It

• by Daniel Kozuh

Jan 15

Peloton Instructors Coach You Through Your Mediocre New Year’s Resolutions

• by Leah Abrams

Jan 14

I’m Bob from the Bob’s Red Mill Grain Bags, and I Want to Inhale a Family-Size Bag of Flamin’ Hot Fucking Cheetos

• by Seth Sawyers

Jan 14

Is He Ghosting You or Is He Ghostface from the “Scream” Franchise?

• by Carrie Pinkard

Jan 13

I’m Getting Different Wordles than Everyone Else and It’s Not Going Well

• by Natalie Mead

Jan 13

With a Cursory Knowledge of 3D Animation and a Controlled Dose of a Psychoactive Substance, I’m the Man for Your Bowling Alley Score Screen Needs

• by Tyler Gooch

Jan 12

A Ranking of Pigs by Whose Heart I Most Want as a Transplant

• by Benjamin Alpert

Jan 12

January’s Poor Performance Will No Longer Be Tolerated

• by Becky Green

Jan 11

Less than Emergency Numbers, 912-937

• by Philip Witte

Jan 10

I Beg of You, Please: Don’t Order a Medium Soda

• by Calder Holbrook

Jan 8

Archive

• by Points in Case

Jan 8

Five Tips for Being Locked in a Trunk

• by Rich Piepho

Jan 7

Five Horror Games We Wish We Never Played

• by Mark Mullis

Jan 7

It’s Time to Say Goodbye to Dissatisfying Sex

• by Travis Lee

Jan 7

It’s Me, the Sitcom Laugh Track. Just Admit It: You Miss Me

• by Emily Kling

Jan 7

I’m the Bookcase You’re About to Move Upstairs

• by Rich Frost

Jan 6

I Just Returned from Space and I Will Bring It Up at Every Social Gathering

• by Bryan Brunati

Jan 6

Doritos’ “Bold Togetherness” Pitch to Rebrand the CDC

• by Natalia Kaye

Jan 5

Five Ways to Convince Your Friends That Your New Apartment Isn’t Haunted

• by Joshua Daniels

Jan 5

Welcome to La Fromage Glissant, the Five-Star Hotel with the Most Slippery Floors

• by Eric Farwell

Jan 4

All the Species Darwin Discovered in the Galapagos Islands, and How They Tasted

• by Alex Griffiths

Jan 4

Coldness and Despair? January Is Here!

• by Daniel Burger

Jan 3

Spider-Man Movies Ranked by the Severity of Pain I Experienced Passing a Kidney Stone During the Screening

• by Ryan Ciecwisz

Jan 3

My Life Is Flashing Before My Eyes, but the Cinematography Is Terrible

• by Joshua Daniels

Jan 2

My Non-Survival Plan for the Zombie Apocalypse

• by Francesca Bucci