Links from Instagram Posts

Dec 22

Cease-and-Desist Letters from Hasbro to Santa

Dec 22

Trading vs. Gambling: Differences and Similarities

Dec 21

Other Ways Warner Bros. Is Trying to Bury JK Rowling’s Anti-Trans Tweets

Dec 21

How to Wrap Your Gifts to Make It Look Like You Spent Time Thinking of What to Buy

Dec 20

Recommendation Letter to an Ivy League School or Comment from Judges at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show?

Dec 20

Hallmark Holiday Movies Rejected for Being Too California

Dec 19

A Gift Basket Is So Much More than Focaccia Crisps and a Beef Log

Dec 18

Gifts from a Childhood Friend That Hint at Long Simmering Resentments

Dec 17

When We Get Married, I Want to Take Your Last Name, Along with Your First Name, Middle Name, Social Security Number, and Dental Impressions

Dec 17

Troll Tries Internet, Immediately Starts Blog

Dec 16

I Give In: I Would like to Purchase Some of Your Incredible Essential Oils

Dec 16

Now That I’ve Power Washed My Proposal to You, I Guess I Can’t Finish Power Washing the Rest of the Driveway

Dec 15

How to Construct Your Top 10 List of Books You Read This Year

Dec 15

All I Want for Christmas Is a Norse Pagan Scorn-Pole

Dec 14

Mrs. Claus Serves Santa Divorce Papers

Dec 14

Sex and the Ancient City

Dec 13

The Marketing Pitch for Pears

Dec 13

‘Tis the Season to Eat a Whole Lot of Snow!

Dec 12

I Am Very Uncomfortable in the Leadership Role You’ve Assigned Me: The Guy at the Front of the Conga Line

Dec 11

I’m a Lawyer, So No, You’re Not Allowed to Criticize Me for Defending Child Slavery

Dec 10

Without Cream Cheese, the Country Will Fall

Dec 10

The True and Indisputable Meaning of Christmas

Dec 9

Excerpts from “Maynard McClelland, Bathroom Detective”

Dec 9

SORRY I HAVE TO YELL OVER THE MUSIC IN THIS NIGHTCLUB BUT YOU LOOK LIKE YOU’RE SUCCUMBING TO ENNUI BRO

Dec 8

A Call to Retire the Phrase “Have a Safe Flight”

Dec 8

Decor Themes to Elevate Your Airbnb

Dec 7

We Are Discontinuing Your Favorite Underwear

Dec 7

History’s Great Orators Segue Awkwardly into Plugs for Squarespace

Dec 6

Capitalistic Names for Every Day of the Holiday Season

Dec 6

I’m Your 40-Ounce Water Bottle, and This Has Been an Emotional Rollercoaster

Dec 5

Welcome to Friendly Skies; Get Ready to Be Punched in the Face

Dec 3

For a Nominal Fee, I’ll Scream at the School Board on Your Behalf