Links from Instagram Posts

Jan 1

Forget Magic Beans, I Will Trade You These NFTs for Your Mother’s Only Milking Cow

• by Rob Rooney

Dec 31

It’s a New Year! Time to Set Another Realistic Goodreads Goal That You Somehow Won’t Meet

• by Michelle Milliken

Dec 31

I’m “John-At-The-Bar” and Whatever Billy Joel May Say, I Always Followed Corporate Policy

• by Rachel Geman

Dec 30

The Four Ubers of the Apocalypse

• by Mark Ratledge

Dec 30

Announcement: I Am Getting into Classical Music

• by Christian Harrington

Dec 29

Geppetto’s Other Marionettes That Didn’t Come to Life

• by Ryan Ciecwisz and Ian Goldstein

Dec 29

Are You Lamenting the Physical Effects of Aging, or Are You a Home Inspector Describing a Ramshackle Fixer-Upper?

• by Alice Lahoda

Dec 28

My “Frankenstein” Is the First in Which the Monster Uses a Sweet-Ass Butterfly Knife

• by Calder Holbrook

Dec 28

Ten New Year’s Resolutions from a People Pleaser… Unless Ten Is Too Many, I Can Do Five Instead, It’s Really No Trouble

• by Colleen Landry

Dec 27

Phil Collins Portmanteaus

• by Gary Almeter

Dec 27

New Year’s Resolutions with Enough Wiggle Room to Ensure Keeping Them

• by Michael J. Mangano

Dec 26

What a Cloud Thinks YOU Look Like

• by Patricia Lawler Kenet

Dec 25

Holiday Quiz from Your Favorite Auntie Who Is Secretly Plotting against Your Mother

• by Amy Ma

Dec 24

Trivia About “It’s a Wonderful Life” (1946)

• by Jon Rineman

Dec 24

Neil Degrasse Tyson Ruins “The Night Before Christmas”

• by Alex Griffiths

Dec 23

Rules for Enjoying Edith Peckhurst Memorial Park

• by Rich Frost

Dec 23

Christmas Songs Detailing the Sordid Saga of Santa’s Elfskin Boots

• by Ryan Ciecwisz

Dec 22

FAQ: What Concerned Kids Need to Know to Keep Their Adults Safe on Facebook

• by Jared Flood

Dec 22

Cease-and-Desist Letters from Hasbro to Santa

• by Jared Reed

Dec 22

Trading vs. Gambling: Differences and Similarities

• by Olena Medynska

Dec 21

Other Ways Warner Bros. Is Trying to Bury JK Rowling’s Anti-Trans Tweets

• by Spencer Roth-Rose

Dec 21

How to Wrap Your Gifts to Make It Look Like You Spent Time Thinking of What to Buy

• by Graham Cameron

Dec 20

Recommendation Letter to an Ivy League School or Comment from Judges at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show?

• by Maria Ciampa

Dec 20

Hallmark Holiday Movies Rejected for Being Too California

• by Aimee Hennessy

Dec 19

A Gift Basket Is So Much More than Focaccia Crisps and a Beef Log

• by Irene Tassy

Dec 18

Gifts from a Childhood Friend That Hint at Long Simmering Resentments

• by Angela Kidd

Dec 17

When We Get Married, I Want to Take Your Last Name, Along with Your First Name, Middle Name, Social Security Number, and Dental Impressions

• by Jim Tatalias

Dec 17

Troll Tries Internet, Immediately Starts Blog

• by Will Dobbling

Dec 16

I Give In: I Would like to Purchase Some of Your Incredible Essential Oils

• by Mitchell Russell

Dec 16

Now That I’ve Power Washed My Proposal to You, I Guess I Can’t Finish Power Washing the Rest of the Driveway

• by Robert Criss

Dec 15

How to Construct Your Top 10 List of Books You Read This Year

• by Andrea Bianchi

Dec 15

All I Want for Christmas Is a Norse Pagan Scorn-Pole

• by Rowdy Geirsson