Links from Instagram Posts

Dec 13

The Marketing Pitch for Pears

• by Joanna Borns and Sasha Stewart

Dec 13

‘Tis the Season to Eat a Whole Lot of Snow!

• by David Guzman

Dec 12

I Am Very Uncomfortable in the Leadership Role You’ve Assigned Me: The Guy at the Front of the Conga Line

• by Corey Pajka

Dec 11

I’m a Lawyer, So No, You’re Not Allowed to Criticize Me for Defending Child Slavery

• by Aaron Regunberg

Dec 10

Without Cream Cheese, the Country Will Fall

• by Alex O'Connor

Dec 10

The True and Indisputable Meaning of Christmas

• by Mitchell Russell

Dec 9

Excerpts from “Maynard McClelland, Bathroom Detective”

• by Simone Allison

Dec 9

SORRY I HAVE TO YELL OVER THE MUSIC IN THIS NIGHTCLUB BUT YOU LOOK LIKE YOU’RE SUCCUMBING TO ENNUI BRO

• by Robert Criss

Dec 8

A Call to Retire the Phrase “Have a Safe Flight”

• by Elana Klein

Dec 8

Decor Themes to Elevate Your Airbnb

• by McKayley Gourley

Dec 7

We Are Discontinuing Your Favorite Underwear

• by Matthew Thiele

Dec 7

History’s Great Orators Segue Awkwardly into Plugs for Squarespace

• by Alex Griffiths

Dec 6

Capitalistic Names for Every Day of the Holiday Season

• by Chris Winters

Dec 6

I’m Your 40-Ounce Water Bottle, and This Has Been an Emotional Rollercoaster

• by Sarah Lehman

Dec 5

Welcome to Friendly Skies; Get Ready to Be Punched in the Face

• by Kate Chrisman, Nick DiMaso and Michael Leonetti

Dec 3

For a Nominal Fee, I’ll Scream at the School Board on Your Behalf

• by Justin Neff

Dec 3

Your Slack Wrapped 2021 Is Here!

• by Carrie Pinkard

Dec 2

I Traded in My Standing Desk for a Careening-Around-A-Corner Desk and My Productivity Has Soared!

• by Sarah Totton

Dec 2

New Rules to Turn Our Annual Whamageddon Game Up a Notch This Year!

• by Gary Almeter

Dec 1

I’d Be the Coolest Guy Ever If It Wasn’t for My Deep Respect for Authority

• by Sebastián Hernández

Dec 1

Common Misspellings of Hanukkah, in Context

• by Emily Kling

Nov 30

Sesame Street’s First Cinephile Muppet Is an Attack on Our Nation’s Core Values

• by Ryan Ciecwisz

Nov 30

We Can’t Open the Cafe Until Someone Comes Up with a Clever Name for Our Wifi Network

• by Aaron Chown

Nov 29

10 Fake Phone Call Responses You Can Use to Leave Early like an Action Hero

• by Mary Flannery

Nov 29

Welcome to Your Zen Bath Experience

• by Robert Gomez

Nov 28

Heaven Be the Cross-Section of a Ship

• by Mitchell Russell

Nov 27

7 Winter Recipes That Aren’t French Onion Soup

• by Nick Hornedo

Nov 26

Latest Demands in the Ongoing Hostage Negotiations Between You and Your Toddler

• by Rebecca A Nguyen

Nov 26

The Sleepytime Tea Bear Reports a Robbery

• by Rachel Andelman

Nov 25

Nobody’s Ever Thankful for Me, the Folding Chair from the Spare Room Closet

• by Adam Campbell-Schmitt

Nov 25

Global Supply Chain Issues Have Not Spared This Year’s Thanksgiving Menu

• by Philip Kean

Nov 24

As Your Boss, This Month’s Employee Newsletter Is Dedicated to My Three-Week Vacation in Italy

• by Katherine Shaw