Links from Instagram Posts

Nov 7

Trees Clap Back at Accusation of “Less Vibrant” Fall Foliage

• by Kent Jones

Nov 6

Teenage Squid Games

• by Dennard Dayle

Nov 5

Memory Like a Goldfish? I’ve Got a Memory as Long as the Time You’re Going to Spend in Hell for Trapping Me in This Bowl

• by Paul Mitchell

Nov 5

What I Won’t Be Doing During My Daylight Savings Bonus Hour This Year

• by Tom Navratil

Nov 4

I Am Henry Heimlich’s Arch-Rival, and I Also Invented a Very Cool Maneuver

• by Alex Baia

Nov 4

Classic Hollywood-Inspired Sex Moves That Don’t Involve Sex

• by Emma Kantor

Nov 3

Topics That Are Too Freudian to Discuss on a First Date: A Comprehensive Guide

• by Jamie Kahn

Nov 3

I’m the Silverfish in Your Bathtub, and I Could Really Use a Break

• by TJ Dawe

Nov 2

For Sale: Beautiful New Home, 3 Beds, 3 Baths, and 8,723 Toilets

• by Caroline Cotter

Nov 2

A Eulogy for Tom Brady (1977-2296)

• by Jared Eimicke

Nov 1

Instagram Is Permanently Banning Your Account Due to Bad Vibes

• by Ryan Dell

Nov 1

A Guideline for Buying Your First (and Let’s Face It, Probably Last) Truck

• by Ryan Matthews

Oct 31

Post-Halloween Report: My Gabba Ghoul Costume Was a Flop

• by Rob White

Oct 30

The Babadook No Longer Lives in This Book, Which Unfortunately Reduces Its Value at Auction

• by Catherine Davis

Oct 29

Naturally Tidy Woman, or Trapped in a Wes Anderson Film?

• by Rosalind Moran

Oct 29

My Deepest Apologies to the Staff I Terrorized at Frightwood Haunted House

• by Connor Relyea

Oct 28

A Real Spider’s Design Critique of the Fake Spider Web I Put Up for Halloween

• by Ian Bardenstein

Oct 28

FAQ: Your Rescue Monster

• by Kent Jones

Oct 27

To the Horror Movie Villain Who’s Definitely Not Hiding Behind My Curtains

• by Doug Kolic

Oct 27

Goosebumps Books You Almost Remember

• by Lillie Franks

Oct 26

Notes on Being a Fashion Icon

• by Adam Dietz

Oct 26

I’ve Personally Committed to Becoming 100% Carbon Neutral by 2075

• by Josh Baumgart

Oct 25

I’m a Hypnotist Comedian, and You’re Finding This Hilarious

• by Eli Burnstein

Oct 25

It’s Time to Punish Freddy Krueger by Taking Away His Hat

• by Ryan Ciecwisz

Oct 24

This Year I’m Not Going to Eat All of the Candy I Bought for the Trick-or-Treaters

• by Jason Garramone

Oct 23

This Halloween, My Son, You Will Dominate the Streets

• by Matthew Leader

Oct 22

Zillow Listing for the House from “The Blair Witch Project”

• by Ian Opolski

Oct 22

“Beowulf” Is a Total Rip-off of My Life

• by Matthew Cantor

Oct 21

How to Be an Agreeable Long-Term Alien Guest

• by K.E. Flann

Oct 21

Broadcast of a Baseball Game Between Dads Checking on a Sound in the Middle of the Night with Baseball Bats and Louisville Slugger Factory Workers Who Test Bats for Quality Assurance

• by Robert Criss

Oct 20

I Am the Menacing Voiceover from a Horror Movie Trailer and I’m Just Trying to Order a Pizza

• by Sarah Totton

Oct 20

Trivia for “The Shining” (1980)

• by Jon Rineman