Links from Instagram Posts

Oct 27

To the Horror Movie Villain Who’s Definitely Not Hiding Behind My Curtains

• by Doug Kolic

Oct 27

Goosebumps Books You Almost Remember

• by Lillie Franks

Oct 26

Notes on Being a Fashion Icon

• by Adam Dietz

Oct 26

I’ve Personally Committed to Becoming 100% Carbon Neutral by 2075

• by Josh Baumgart

Oct 25

I’m a Hypnotist Comedian, and You’re Finding This Hilarious

• by Eli Burnstein

Oct 25

It’s Time to Punish Freddy Krueger by Taking Away His Hat

• by Ryan Ciecwisz

Oct 24

This Year I’m Not Going to Eat All of the Candy I Bought for the Trick-or-Treaters

• by Jason Garramone

Oct 23

This Halloween, My Son, You Will Dominate the Streets

• by Matthew Leader

Oct 22

Zillow Listing for the House from “The Blair Witch Project”

• by Ian Opolski

Oct 22

“Beowulf” Is a Total Rip-off of My Life

• by Matthew Cantor

Oct 21

How to Be an Agreeable Long-Term Alien Guest

• by K.E. Flann

Oct 21

Broadcast of a Baseball Game Between Dads Checking on a Sound in the Middle of the Night with Baseball Bats and Louisville Slugger Factory Workers Who Test Bats for Quality Assurance

• by Robert Criss

Oct 20

I Am the Menacing Voiceover from a Horror Movie Trailer and I’m Just Trying to Order a Pizza

• by Sarah Totton

Oct 20

Trivia for “The Shining” (1980)

• by Jon Rineman

Oct 20

Epic Fails in Australian Gambling

• by Jacob Knowles

Oct 19

I’m Hanging Off the Edge of a Cliff and There Has Never Been a Better Time to Podcast!

• by Zara Karschay

Oct 19

Lab Rat Resigns, Looks for Better Pellet-Dispensing Gig

• by Kent Jones

Oct 18

What Owning Box Seats in Every Baseball Stadium Says About You

• by Jeff Bender

Oct 18

I’m an English Teacher in a Horror Movie, and These Budget Cuts Are Really Starting to Hurt

• by Eve Taft

Oct 17

New Cat Owner or My Groovy Dad at a Disco Club in the ’70s?

• by Nick DiMaso

Oct 16

These Babysitters Club Members Do Not Exist

• by Rachel Andelman

Oct 15

A Guide to Strong and Weak Passwords from Someone Who Definitely Didn’t Murder Her Husband

• by Rachel Reyes

Oct 15

I Own Bob’s Nut Kicker Funhouse, and No One Wants to Work Anymore

• by Michael Leonetti

Oct 14

Please Excuse the Smell on This Train Platform, I’m Making a Bit of a Soup

• by Cameron Burger

Oct 14

Nine Fall Season Shows That Will Make You Wonder “Is My Therapist Pitching Our Sessions to Hulu?”

• by Derick Marchel

Oct 13

Words That Mean Totally Different Things on Craigslist Apartment Ads

• by Jus Kaplan

Oct 13

A Personal Email from Netflix: We Are Suspending Your Streaming Access to “Gilmore Girls,” Effective Immediately

• by Jenna Carrens

Oct 12

Approaching Being Buried Alive with a Business Mindset

• by Dave Anderson

Oct 12

Your Deductive Reasoning Is Ruining This Brunch, Mr. Holmes

• by Joel Kane

Oct 11

“Would You Mind If I Picked Your Brain?” From a Zombie on LinkedIn

• by Emily Kapp and Daniel Stillman

Oct 11

11 Best NFL Jokes

• by Jacob Knowles

Oct 10

Paul @Corinthians

• by Geoffrey Woolf