Links from Instagram Posts

Oct 1

I Was the Lemur Handler on “Zoboomafoo” and My NDA Just Expired

• by Madeline Goetz and Katie Maraghy

Oct 1

Why Don’t Horses Play Age of Empires 2? And Other Questions You Want Answered

• by Mark Mullis

Oct 1

The Most Popular Superfoods in 2022: Nutritionist Forecast

• by Travis Lee

Sep 30

6 Essential Workouts for Road Ragers

• by Tom Navratil

Sep 30

Kickstarter Update #37 – Our 3D Printed Water Bottles and Co-founder Are Being Held Hostage by Pirates

• by Max Davison

Sep 29

A Letter to Management Written by Your Disgruntled Dog

• by Daniel Tepper

Sep 29

If You Wish to Print a Document, You Must Pass These Six Trials

• by Ella Gale

Sep 28

Demands from the Newly Organized Union of Hero Dogs

• by Dave Anderson

Sep 28

Birth Control Brand or White Celebrity Baby Name?

• by Sarah Gruen

Sep 27

Our Artisanal Tacos Are So Damn Good You’ll Happily Hand Over Your Identity as Payment

• by Aaron Chown

Sep 27

Seven Reboot Ideas from Nickelodeon’s Head of Development

• by Chase Karpus

Sep 26

A Preview of the Home Depot Streaming Services Original Content

• by Rob White

Sep 25

Let’s Talk About Why We All Hate the Beatles

• by Philip Kean

Sep 24

Release Notes for Eternal Damnation Version 2021.666

• by Jonathan Weisberg

Sep 24

Jane Austen’s Musings and Morals for Living Prosperously in a Fast & Furious World

• by Alisdair Hodgson

Sep 23

Breaking the News to My 85-Year-Old Grandpa That He Missed Halley’s Comet and It Won’t Be Back until 2061

• by Robert Criss

Sep 23

Bumble Dates You Will Go Out With Only Once

• by Janna Mary Stein

Sep 22

Our Friendship Has Been One Long, Intricate Plot to Get You to Subscribe to My Newsletter

• by Rachel Rose Keller

Sep 22

Please Buy This Mirror from Me

• by Stephanie Kelly

Sep 21

A Friendly Reminder That We Still Have Your Son Held for Ransom

• by Brian Gutierrez

Sep 21

Psych 3000: The Psychology of Nihilistic Anger

• by Mike Dylan

Sep 20

This Zoom Call Is an Accidental Homage to World Cinema Through the Ages

• by Emma Kantor

Sep 20

I Have No Professional Skills So I’m Applying to Be an LA Meteorologist

• by Ryan Lark

Sep 19

This Fall, I’m Going Balls to the Wall with Flannel

• by Nat Hrvatin

Sep 18

Stop Your Spiders Getting Chilly with Octo-Cozy™ Technology

• by Sarah Totton

Sep 17

A Preflight Safety Lecture in the Not-So-Distant Future

• by David Rosow and Michael Ward

Sep 17

I’m Furious That My Soul-Crushing Novel Isn’t a Bestseller

• by Christine Eno McMahon

Sep 16

Your Password Has Been Leaked (But It’s Chill)

• by Hunter Gardner

Sep 16

16 Phrases to Avoid to Mask That You Don’t Understand Soccer

• by David Trajanoski

Sep 15

If the Pandemic Gave Workers More Leverage, Why Did My Boss Scream at Me for Printing Out Hundreds of Pictures of Mewtwo?

• by Ryan Ciecwisz

Sep 15

HR’s Response to the Always Be Closing Speech from “Glengarry Glen Ross”

• by Max Davison

Sep 14

Yep, This Salad Is the Boring Kind

• by Alyssa Moore