Aug 28 Rock Star Teachers, I Am So Freaking Sorry to Be Writing You a Superfluous Email but I Have a Small Favor by Troy Doetch
Aug 26 Letter from the Principal: Roosevelt Middle School Teachers, Avoid These Words for a Successful School Year by Margo Bartlett
Aug 25 I’m an Optional Cover Letter Requirement, Allow Me to Ruin Your Entire Afternoon by Joshua John Smithe
Aug 24 Can You Ask Grandma a Few Things for Me While You’re Contacting Her from Beyond the Grave? by Brian Doolan
Aug 23 As Warden of This Prison, I Am Taking Away Your Double-Necked Guitar Privileges by Calder Holbrook
Aug 23 I’m a Mad Scientist’s Failed Experiment and I’m Here to Tell You, It Gets Better by Eytan Raphaely
Aug 22 Yes, I Replaced the Portico Columns with Colossal Pencils in Preparation for the First Day of School Photoshoot by Rochelle Elana Fisher
Aug 19 I’m Not Looking Forward to Halloween Because It’s Spooky, I’m Just Looking Forward to Not Sweating by Michelle Milliken
Aug 17 It’s Your First Day at Target, Any Questions Can Be Answered by the Giant Red Orbs Out Front by Tyler Gooch
Aug 16 Are You the Lady in Led Zeppelin’s “Stairway to Heaven” or Are You the Lady in This Kiel James Patrick Ad? by Gary Almeter
Aug 16 If the Phillie Phanatic Is Allowed to Get a Vasectomy, Whose Offspring’s Pelts Will I Use to Make a Luxurious Fur Coat? by Ryan Ciecwisz