Links from Instagram Posts

Aug 19

Marker Trax and IGT Сollab to Boost Cashless Gaming

• by Olena Medynska

Aug 18

Are You a Cat Person, a Dog Person, or a Wildebeest Person?

• by Aefa Mulholland

Aug 18

I’m the Basil Plant You Bought at the Farmer’s Market—We Need to Talk

• by Alex Laskey

Aug 17

Meme Stocks: How Far Can We Take It?

• by Mark Mullis

Aug 17

It’s Your First Day at Target, Any Questions Can Be Answered by the Giant Red Orbs Out Front

• by Tyler Gooch

Aug 17

Dear Valued Customer: You Can’t Run from These Deals Forever

• by Katrina Swirko

Aug 16

Are You the Lady in Led Zeppelin’s “Stairway to Heaven” or Are You the Lady in This Kiel James Patrick Ad?

• by Gary Almeter

Aug 16

Gun or Dildo?

• by Mary E. McCartney

Aug 16

If the Phillie Phanatic Is Allowed to Get a Vasectomy, Whose Offspring’s Pelts Will I Use to Make a Luxurious Fur Coat?

• by Ryan Ciecwisz

Aug 15

First Lines of Classic Novels About Professors

• by Scott Stein

Aug 14

The Wedding Ceremonies of Someone Who’s Been Married 4 Times Already

• by Colton Toews

Aug 13

Rich Orphan, Poor Orphan: Finance Tips from Charles Dickens

• by Charlotte Ries Hallam

Aug 13

A Disclaimer Before a Recent Re-Release on Disney+

• by Brandon Hicks

Aug 12

PEMDAS: The Remix

• by Calen MacDonald

Aug 12

I’m Beginning to Suspect My Cult Leader Isn’t Committed to Transcending Existence Tomorrow

• by Dash MacIntyre

Aug 11

The Sunnyside Senate Retirement Community Is Here for Your Aging Senator

• by Kelley Greene

Aug 11

The Scientific Order of All Things That Has Not at All Been Affected by My Recent Oil Change

• by Robert Criss

Aug 11

9 or So Quick Updates on Your Upcoming Job Interview

• by Joe Wellman

Aug 10

Used Car Shopping with Mark Rothko

• by Josh Sippie

Aug 10

A Letter from the 2020 Monthly Calendar You Left Behind at Work

• by Steven Julson

Aug 9

David Foster Wallace Writes CVS Receipts

• by Max Davison

Aug 9

Pokémon or Pasta Shape?

• by Caroline Ulwick

Aug 9

A Message from the Meditation App You Haven’t Opened in Six Months

• by Graeme Carey

Aug 8

Bros Before Prose: A Critique of My Bud’s Personal Essay

• by Scotty Jenkins

Aug 7

I Warned Them Not to Bother Me Until I Had My Third Cup of Coffee

• by Scotty Goldberg

Aug 6

My Apartment Is Infested with Cockroaches—Here’s Why It’s My Neighbors’ Fault

• by Erin McLaughlin

Aug 6

Monthly Horoscopes from an Online Symptom Checker

• by Sarah Tighe

Aug 5

Sick, I Just Filmed Your Shark Attack on My Phone!

• by Rob Gregory

Aug 5

Are You My Toddler or the Incredible Hulk?

• by Shannon Curtin

Aug 5

I Meant to Attach My Resume, Not My Manifesto About Eating People

• by Rob White

Aug 4

ACLU of Gotham Press Release Re: People v. Batman, City of Gotham PD

• by Josh Baumgart

Aug 4

Thought-Provoking Relationship Questions for Clingy Philosophers

• by Lillie Franks