Links from Instagram Posts

Aug 4

Your Final Semester of Dental School Will Focus Primarily on the Care and Maintenance of Your Future Office Aquarium

Aug 3

Add Comedy Portfolio Links

Aug 3

Comedy Portfolio Links

Aug 3

Increasingly Desperate Marketing Emails from a Start-Up Guy

Aug 3

The Table of Contents from an AirPod’s Memoirs

Aug 3

I’m the Pinch Pot You Made in Third Grade—Why Won’t Your Mother Let Me Die?

Aug 3

College Packing List, Questionable Performance Art, and a 911 Call

Aug 2

Old Friend, We Sure Have Made Something of Ourselves

Aug 2

Are You the Protagonist of a Borges Story or Just in a Room with Some Professors?

Aug 2

Rhode Island Would Like to Kindly Request Your Respect

Aug 1

This Blacksmith’s Forge Is the Perfect Family-Friendly Summer Activity

Jul 31

How to Install a New Air Conditioner Without Going to Prison for Involuntary Manslaughter

Jul 30

Why This Camping Trip Is the Best Way to Honor the Teens Who Were Murdered Here

Jul 30

17 Keepsakes from My Parents’ Basement That They Are “Hanging On To” Because They “Might Want” This Stuff “Some Day”

Jul 30

Idioms and the Recurring Nightmares That Make Me Shout Them as I Wake Up

Jul 29

21 Surprising Facts about the Eight Spiders You Swallowed in Your Sleep Last Year

Jul 29

How to Protect Your Stadiums from the Swarm of Sports Fans Emerging after 16 Months

Jul 28

You’re Gonna Need a Bigger Bigger Boat: New, Scarier Entries in the “Jaws” Franchise

Jul 28

Dating an MFA Student: Preliminary Waiver and Release

Jul 27

Doing the Laundry with Leonardo Da Vinci

Jul 27

A Strongly Worded Email to Amazon from Me, an Evil Genius Billionaire, Because the Shark Tank Filter They Sent Me Was Broken

Jul 27

Sly Hiring Techniques, Kids Art Camp Review, and Space Jam 2

Jul 26

Thus Baked Zarathustra

Jul 26

The 5 Best Chobani Yogurt Flavors That Helped Me Beat Up My Step-Dad

Jul 26

I Am the Employer-Sponsored Workplace Pizza Party Intended to Make You Forget You Work for a Non-Living Wage and I Owe You an Apology

Jul 25

Is My Dog a Wolf?

Jul 24

The Only Summer Camp Openings Left for Desperate Parents

Jul 23

Attention Tenants: The Water Will Be Shut off Tomorrow from 8-10 and Also I Can Hear You Having Sex

Jul 23

Simon Says for Games of the XXXII Olympiad

Jul 22

Apologies for Your Terrifying Retirement Calculator Experience

Jul 22

5 Easy Steps for Turning On a Heater in a Bureaucracy

Jul 21

7 Interjections That Will Trick Your Boss into Thinking You’re Listening to Her “Funny Story”