Links from Instagram Posts

Jul 30

17 Keepsakes from My Parents’ Basement That They Are “Hanging On To” Because They “Might Want” This Stuff “Some Day”

Jul 30

Idioms and the Recurring Nightmares That Make Me Shout Them as I Wake Up

Jul 29

21 Surprising Facts about the Eight Spiders You Swallowed in Your Sleep Last Year

Jul 29

How to Protect Your Stadiums from the Swarm of Sports Fans Emerging after 16 Months

Jul 28

You’re Gonna Need a Bigger Bigger Boat: New, Scarier Entries in the “Jaws” Franchise

Jul 28

Dating an MFA Student: Preliminary Waiver and Release

Jul 27

Doing the Laundry with Leonardo Da Vinci

Jul 27

A Strongly Worded Email to Amazon from Me, an Evil Genius Billionaire, Because the Shark Tank Filter They Sent Me Was Broken

Jul 27

Sly Hiring Techniques, Kids Art Camp Review, and Space Jam 2

Jul 26

Thus Baked Zarathustra

Jul 26

The 5 Best Chobani Yogurt Flavors That Helped Me Beat Up My Step-Dad

Jul 26

I Am the Employer-Sponsored Workplace Pizza Party Intended to Make You Forget You Work for a Non-Living Wage and I Owe You an Apology

Jul 25

Is My Dog a Wolf?

Jul 24

The Only Summer Camp Openings Left for Desperate Parents

Jul 23

Attention Tenants: The Water Will Be Shut off Tomorrow from 8-10 and Also I Can Hear You Having Sex

Jul 23

Simon Says for Games of the XXXII Olympiad

Jul 22

Apologies for Your Terrifying Retirement Calculator Experience

Jul 22

5 Easy Steps for Turning On a Heater in a Bureaucracy

Jul 21

7 Interjections That Will Trick Your Boss into Thinking You’re Listening to Her “Funny Story”

Jul 21

I’m Not Going to Let a Charging Grizzly Bear Keep Me from Living in the Moment

Jul 20

Proudly Presenting “Phoenix-Style Pizza”

Jul 20

Can Anyone Give Me (and 17 Beavers) a Ride?

Jul 20

Keith Jeep at the Beach, Jean Collins Live On-Air, and Dating Advice

Jul 19

Five Signs You Need a Priest Instead of a Plumber

Jul 19

From the Playbill for Another Famous Poem

Jul 18

A Note About Misogyny in Rom-Coms from Me, a Woman Who Only Listens to Podcasts About Murdered Women

Jul 17

You Can Do Anything You Want in Life, As Long as You Get Past the Crushing Weight of Reality

Jul 16

Devin’s Ping-Pong Club Weekly Newsletter No. 23: Addressing Last Week’s Issues

Jul 16

10 Ways My New Relationship Is Nothing Like the Ryan Lochte Gas Station Scandal of the 2016 Rio De Janeiro Olympics

Jul 16

My Kid Took Karate Lessons and Now I’m Scared of Him

Jul 15

How to Tour LA like a Person Who Lives in LA

Jul 15

Barbecue So Good You’ll Shit Your Pants in a Way That Gives You a Fetish?