Links from Instagram Posts

Jul 7

Which Sibling Has to Do the Eulogy?

Jul 6

I’m the Screaming Baby on an Airplane—It’s a Tough Crowd Here

Jul 6

Please Enjoy the New Line of Parenting Books from Target Wellness

Jul 6

I Am the Production Accountant on This Viking TV Documentary and You’re Using Too Much Blood

Jul 6

The Keith Jeep Foundation, Little Douglas, and Hot or Not

Jul 5

Let’s Get Real: There Are Only Five Fruits

Jul 5

Are You Han Solo or a Solo Woman in Your 40s?

Jul 5

The Girl Boss Guide to Pitching Kind of a Dumb Idea, When You Have a Minute, Not a Big Deal

Jul 4

I Am Your New Passive Aggressive Fitbit and I’m Stoked to Give You Anxiety about Your Resting Heart Rate

Jul 3

I’m Your Judgmental Hair Stylist: Ready for Your First Post-Vax Haircut?

Jul 2

Before Your Band Starts Playing, We Need to Go over Some Elaborate Demands

Jul 2

More Accurate Descriptions of Your Facebook “Friends”

Jul 2

A Tribute to My Childhood Pet, Whatever It Was

Jul 1

I Am Out of the Office, But Please Contact Me Anytime (Really, Anytime)

Jul 1

Questions a Pet Owner Asks about Puppy Bath Time or Questions My Showerhead Asks about My Bath Time

Jul 1

I’m an Aesthetically-Pleasing Instagram Graphic about Social Justice, and I’m Here to Do Absolutely Nothing

Jun 30

Create Your Own Fiscal New Year’s Eve Rom-Com

Jun 30

FAQ for Our Totally Empowering, Body Positive, Size-Inclusive Swimwear Line

Jun 29

Dodging Neighbors with Ernest Hemingway

Jun 29

Help! I’m the Ideas Guy at Work and I’m All Out of Ideas

Jun 29

Cheap Summer Vacations, Blueberry Pancakes, and MLB Courtesy

Jun 28

I Am Your Coworker Who Microwaves Fish, and I Cannot Wait to Come Back to the Office

Jun 28

First Post-Pandemic Faculty Meeting Bingo

Jun 28

This Is PayPal, Informing You That Your Account May Be Compromised

Jun 27

Neighbor, I See Your Little Watering Hose and Raise You This Mighty Power-Washing Wand

Jun 26

Andy Dufresne’s Apology Letter Had He Gotten Stuck in a Sewer Pipe and Failed to Escape from Shawshank Prison

Jun 25

The New York Times Reviews a Production of an Elementary School Musical

Jun 25

My Favorite Country Songs and Who Sings Them

Jun 25

So Your Office Has Been Reclaimed by Wilderness

Jun 24

Other Basketball Movies Being Remade as Less Horny

Jun 24

Empress Sq’ree-XII’s Favorite Things

Jun 24

Seinfeld Jokes That Didn’t Age Well