Links from Instagram Posts

Jul 14

A LinkedIn Account of the Most Painful Breakup of My Life

Jul 14

30 Book Titles That Will Make You Want to Burn Your Library Card

Jul 14

How Do You Label Your Non-Committal Relationship?

Jul 13

Thrift Store Shopping with Maya Angelou

Jul 13

So You’re Telling Me a Shrimp Fried This Rice, Stole Your Credit Card, Then Spent a Thousand Dollars at a Strip Club?

Jul 13

Playful Cheeseburger Sliders, Motherly Advice, and a Sincere Apology

Jul 12

My Friend’s Dog Is Actually Super Awkward to Hang with When My Friend Isn’t Around

Jul 12

The Only Acceptable Reasons for Honking at Me One Third of a Second After the Light Turns Green

Jul 12

Sorta but Not Really Scary Emails That Jason Vorhees Sent Me in Lieu of a Good Old Fashioned Machete Slice

Jul 11

It’s Homemade Pizza Night So Forget Everything You Know

Jul 10

I’d Love to Join Your Book Club on the Following Conditions

Jul 9

Guided Meditation to Help You Stop Thinking About the Boat Tunnel Scene in “Willy Wonka”

Jul 9

Ten Questions to Ask Your Friend Who’s Feeling Down

Jul 9

How to Take LSD or a Laxative

Jul 8

Only You Can End This Interminable NPR Pledge Drive

Jul 8

53 Thoughts Sting Has During One of His Eight-Hour Tantric Sex Marathons

Jul 8

I’ve Been Meditating Consistently for Two Weeks and I Still Haven’t Achieved Enlightenment Yet

Jul 7

How to Personalize Instagram Ads to Literally Just Me, Specifically

Jul 7

Salad Green or Merciless Historical Figure?

Jul 7

Which Sibling Has to Do the Eulogy?

Jul 6

I’m the Screaming Baby on an Airplane—It’s a Tough Crowd Here

Jul 6

Please Enjoy the New Line of Parenting Books from Target Wellness

Jul 6

I Am the Production Accountant on This Viking TV Documentary and You’re Using Too Much Blood

Jul 6

The Keith Jeep Foundation, Little Douglas, and Hot or Not

Jul 5

Let’s Get Real: There Are Only Five Fruits

Jul 5

Are You Han Solo or a Solo Woman in Your 40s?

Jul 5

The Girl Boss Guide to Pitching Kind of a Dumb Idea, When You Have a Minute, Not a Big Deal

Jul 4

I Am Your New Passive Aggressive Fitbit and I’m Stoked to Give You Anxiety about Your Resting Heart Rate

Jul 3

I’m Your Judgmental Hair Stylist: Ready for Your First Post-Vax Haircut?

Jul 2

Before Your Band Starts Playing, We Need to Go over Some Elaborate Demands

Jul 2

More Accurate Descriptions of Your Facebook “Friends”

Jul 2

A Tribute to My Childhood Pet, Whatever It Was