Links from Instagram Posts

Jun 24

Seinfeld Jokes That Didn’t Age Well

Jun 24

10 Signs You’re Over the Hill

Jun 23

McDonald’s Menu Items Ranked by How Effective They Were at Giving Me the Nutrients I Needed to Break into Ronald McDonald’s Mansion and Try On His Clothes

Jun 23

Six Reasons for the Fall of the Ottoman Empire (Number 4 May Surprise You!)

Jun 22

Dear Tennessee Williams: Have You Even BEEN to Cleveland?

Jun 22

Living My Best Life on My Terms, Per Your Restraining Order

Jun 22

Little League Inspiration, Summer Gift Guide, and Sustainable Living

Jun 21

I Told My Mom I Was Timothée Chalamet and We’ve Never Been Closer

Jun 21

Dolly Parton Lyric or Things I’ve Said to My Anti-Vax Friends?

Jun 21

I’m a Dog Architect, and Here’s Why Your Whole House Should Be Windows

Jun 20

I Hath Avenged Thy Foul and Most Unnatural Murder, But I Am Still in a Fairly Bad Place Myself

Jun 19

Birdwatching Journal Highlights from the Year My Wife Cheated on Me with Our Neighbor Rick

Jun 18

Did You Take Drugs from a Sketchy Dude in a Bathroom or Are You a New Parent?

Jun 18

eLearning Teacher Tricks (From Ghost Hunters)

Jun 17

6 Times It’s Completely Okay to Contact Your Ex

Jun 17

Are You Getting LASIK Surgery or Starring in a Cheap Porn?

Jun 17

Credit Card Points: Your Key to the Ultimate Post-Pandemic Vacation

Jun 16

A Series of Communiques from Your Former and Forever Meal Delivery Service

Jun 16

Did You Stumble into an Alt-Right Rally or My Sock Drawer?

Jun 16

This New Gym Is Absolutely Terrible

Jun 15

Sweeping the Floor with Sylvia Plath

Jun 15

Daily Affirmations for Conspiracy Theorists

Jun 15

5 Ways to Forget Your Ex by Redecorating

Jun 15

Dangerous Pasta Salad and Safe Stock Tips

Jun 14

Tools of Titans: The Douchier Bits

Jun 14

Plot Summaries of Unpublished Monster Novels by Nobel Laureates

Jun 14

8 Robots You’re About to Marry (Because You Say Yes to Everything)

Jun 13

Top Ten National Parks for Experiencing an Existential Crisis

Jun 12

Your Newborn Infant and Other Props That Will Take Your Thirst Traps to the Next Level

Jun 11

My Latest Job Rejection Email, Translated

Jun 11

The Real Reasons These Inventions Were Created

Jun 11

Niccolò Machiavelli Reviews Children’s Books