Links from Instagram Posts

May 30

A One-Sided Conversation at a Grill That You Didn’t Start and Can’t Get Out Of

• by Jim Tatalias

May 29

Excerpts from the New Philosophy 101 Textbook, Sponsored by Toyota

• by Tyler Gooch

May 28

If You Want to Date My Daughter You’re Going to Have to Help Me Get My Wife to Let Me Back into the House First

• by Matt Payton

May 28

Coronavirus or Cotton-Eyed Joe?

• by Camden Brazile

May 28

Visions I Had After Succumbing to the Madness That Befalls All Men Who Dare Drink the Milk of the Eldest Keebler Elf

• by Ryan Ciecwisz

May 27

Mistakes Were Made: One Intern’s Heartfelt Apology, Written Entirely in the Passive Voice

• by Noah Cohen-Greenberg, Sam Mermin and Lucy Walker

May 27

The Unsung Not-Very-Super Heroes

• by Steve Wyatt

May 27

Welcome “Vogue” to This Mansion That I Own!

• by Anya Bergstrom

May 26

Lesser Known But No Less Eponymous Ways Charles Ponzi Invented to Defraud People

• by Gary Almeter

May 26

Other Things That Were Considered Evidence of Witchcraft in 17th Century Salem

• by Arie Kaplan

May 26

Jason Bourne Wakes Up in Disney World and Briefs His Family

• by Kurt Zemaitaitis

May 25

I’m a Legendary Matador Whose Passion Is Shopping at Costco

• by Angela Kidd

May 25

Signs That Your Evangelical Christian Coworker Who Is Obsessed with Israel Wants to Discuss the Current Situation in the Middle East with You, a Jewish Person, But Is Unsure How to Bring It Up

• by Bill Hylen

May 25

A Day in the Life of a Sales Team’s Gong

• by Nick Brigis

May 24

I Am the Sticky Brown Kitchen Cabinets and All the Other Bad Choices Landlords Make with Their Rental Properties

• by Audrey Dundee Hannah

May 24

7 Ways to Act Cool When Your Friend Bumps Into a Friend

• by Evan Phelan

May 24

Bob Dylan’s Internal Monologue the Day He Wrote “Wigwam”

• by Kevin Lutz

May 24

Ain’t No Party Like a Sausage Party!

• by Jacob Knowles

May 23

Uncle Sam Wants YOU to Auction Off a Meme to Pay for Your Gallbladder Removal

• by Leah Roemer

May 22

The Decline in U.S. Birth Rate Isn’t Due to the Pandemic, It’s Due to Spider Plants

• by Natalie Vinh

May 21

Things You Can Do After You’re Halfway Vaccinated

• by Rachel Reyes

May 21

Did You Fall in Love at First Sight or In a Kiddie Pool Full of KFC Gravy?

• by Jenny Crowley

May 21

It’s Time to End Unemployment Benefits and Put In an Honest Day’s Work at the Rainforest Cafe

• by Jacob Nakshian

May 20

Dispatches from a Pigeon Trapped in a Grocery Store

• by Betty Johnson

May 20

Ideas for Sides at Restaurants That Are More Satisfying Than Bags of Chips

• by Christopher Laychak

May 20

I’m Quitting—This Bowling Alley Is Going to Have to Find a New CGI Skeleton to Go On-Screen After a Strike

• by Walt Braley

May 19

I’m That Fixer-Upper House in an Up-and-Coming Neighborhood, But Beware, I’ve Seen a Lot of Orgies

• by BJ Jeranyama

May 19

Are You Dating a Fuckboy or a Cicada?

• by Grace Fetterman

May 19

New Restaurants You May or May Not Want to Try Post-Pandemic

• by Eva Meckna

May 18

Washing Dishes with Edgar Allen Poe

• by Josh Sippie

May 18

Proverbs and Idioms, Revised to Make Me Feel Better About Animals I’ve Accidentally Killed

• by Matt Butner

May 18

THTR 402: Intro to the Corporate Workplace for Theater Majors

• by Hunter Gardner