Baseball Jokes
- Minor-league games sell more beer than major-league games: Beer Battered Baseball
- Baseball cards were fun to collect when you were younger because almost every player had an awesome moustache or beard: Where's Charlie's Angels 3? A Summer Movie Preview
- There are more Latin people that play the game than there are Latin people: Not Another Baseball Article
- It's the most boring thing to watch when you're sober: The Ideal Sports Bar
- While at a game in-person, you'll find yourself more concerned about continuing the wave in the stands than actually watching the game: Baseball and the Annoying Power of Hate
- You'd think they are the best, but USA's national team doesn't stand a chance in world tournaments: Don't Call It a Comeback (Basketball Edition)
- It was more exciting in the 90's because people actually cared about the sport then: Actual Letter I Actually Sent to Bud Selig
- The crappy teams are always the best teams to cheer for: Rays Baseball: What the Hell?
- A player's image isn't based on what his hair looks like, it's based on how jacked up his arms are: Steroids: Because Losing Sucks
- Umpires have probably killed someone in their lifetime because they take a lot of lip and don't cry about it after: Bad Baseball and Presumtuous Rednecks
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