Top 10 Funny Things About Guitars

They can help one pick up the opposite sex: Teaching Yourself Guitar
At a party, there's always some guy playing one on a couch somewhere: You Know You're in College When…
They're fun to break, smash, set on fire, headbutt…: How To Do Everything Right
The thousands of awesome guitar solos they've created have entertained hippies for decades: NG Hatfield's Sketch-Comedy Rock Show
Most guys who play them choose not to wear a shirt even though it isn't the 60s' anymore: The Most Depraved Thing I Ever Read
If you teach yourself how to play one, you're recognized as a God in today's world: Teaching Yourself Guitar
Combined with video games, they can make an ultimate karaoke party: Rock ‘n' Roll Won't Never Die
They're so great, there are contests where people play songs without the actual instrument: The Rock God Proclaimeth: AC/DC, “Back In Black”
Most of us once pretended to play one with a tennis racquet: College Parody Resume
You can tell everyone that you know how to play one and they won't know that you can't play one: How To Do Everything Right

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