| B | I | N | G | O |
| Didn't take Jawbreakers packaging literally enough | Meth mouth | Lower gum tattoos are still healing | Chimpanzee documentary made eating fire ants with a stick look easy | You're not supposed to talk about it—but it rhymes with Tight Dub |
| Cheated on dental assistant girlfriend right before annual cleaning | Sign that a storm's a-comin' | Chipmunk cosplay | Forgot to leave the Tooth Fairy's protection money | Occupational hazard of being a late-'70s James Bond villain |
| Diamond dust toothpaste | Showing your dog exactly how it should catch a frisbee | FREE SPACE Zoom-enforced workday-long fake smiling |
Holding your tongue during in-laws' Sunday suppers | Fugu toxins after your ringing cell phone distracts sushi chef |
| Probably from shootin’ yer daggone mouth off all the time, Charlene | Karaoke bar's all-you-can-sing special | Grandma's fake fruit display is very convincing | To save $$, nighttime mouthguard just rusty horseshoe | Animals that live in your beard currently fighting over territory |
| An apple a day doesn’t keep the doctor away when it’s caramel | Sold all your gold teeth to buy Bitcoin | Spend every full moon howling all night ever since mysterious bite | Mouth was the original model for wind-up chattering teeth toys | The gag your captor used isn’t helping, TBH |
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